Stumbled over this and thought it was funny.
https://tacticalbabygear.com/collections/closeout/products/woodlands-camo-tactical-baby-carrier
Not bulletproof. Baby not included.
Is there room for baby’s sidearm?
Using your baby as a human shield seems rather Dr. Zachary Smith-ish.
Not so hypothetical. There was in fact a mother and son pair at the insurrection.
^ His little onesie said, “Baby’s First Uprising!”