Got one of those legendary four-hour boners?

Here are your options.

Slate Magazine: How to Treat a Four-Hour Erection

After reading the parts of that article that describe how doctors treat this condition I may never be able to get an erection of any type again.

As a woman, I think I’d almost rather give birth than deal with that. Then again, most men will never have to deal with this issue, and a good majority of women will give birth.

As a woman, and a fan of the penis in general, I’d like to urge the men of this board to please take care of themselves in the hopes they will never encounter this problem.

If I ever have a four-hour erection evlkitty better call some of her girlfriends over. :smiley:

I’ve always joked that if I have a 4 hour erection, somebody better call the newspapers. However, after reading that, all I can say is :eek::eek::eek::eek:!

I recommend against watching the first season of True Blood, then, too. The first option mentioned in the article was dismissed as being likely to work for a character who suffered this after ingesting too much vampire blood, so they moved on…

Just out of curiosity, why did you bring up a five-year-old article?

The day I have to get multiple shots in the dick will be the worst day in my life.

My wife has a prescription with 90 Viagra pills in the bathroom. That’s enough for a* 15 day boner.* I’m not sure what I would do for the last 8 days though…