Okay, i shall now tell the tale of The Worst New Years Kiss Ever.
Three years ago, i was at my brother’s NYE party. At 20, i was the youngest person there (most were late 20s-early 30s), and everyone there was at least as big a geek as i. This made for good conversation, but not really many that you’d care to kiss. That was okay, though, because i really wasn’t expecting to kiss anyone anyway. However, there was this one woman who really was quite attractive and whom i’d chatted with for a while. Anyhow, midnight rolls around and she’s nowhere around. Then about 5 seconds later she comes up from behind me and says something like “come on, you!” and hugs me… or at least i thought she was just hugging me. After a second or two, i feel this pressure on my lips and my brain just goes, “oh!” So i go to kiss her back, but by this point it was too late and she just pulled away. Didn’t talk to me again for the rest of the night.
This may have been excusable had i been like 13 at the time, but i was 20! :wally