I know i shouldn’t be glad of someone elses misfortune, but sometimes its just SO hard not too: http://www.nypost.com/news/nationalnews/2634.htm[/url
Doh, i knew i’d mess that up! could a mod please fix that link for me? 
I think a hardy “Bwahahahahahahahahahaha” is appropriate.
I think a hearty invocation of Gaudere’s Law is appropriate.
http://www.nypost.com/news/nationalnews/2634.htm
Wow. It’s either a government job or welfare for the grand dame of the G.O.P.
True to her ideals, as always.
How the hell do you get into a $2 million debt?
Oh it’s easy.
It’s starts with dining at slightly more expenxive than usual restaurants. Then you move up to fancier clothes to get into even better restaurants. Then you get some jewelry to accessorize. Soon, you’re up to a couple of Fabrege eggs a week and your habit shows no signs of letting up, and then the crash comes.
Next thing you know, you end up on a street corner offering blowjobs for a diamond tennis bracelet or handjobs if they’ll help you get into Tiffany’s and just browse a bit.
I’ve seen it happen more than once, my friend. A tale as old as time…
Clinton machine? All I can think of after that sentence is Bill’s face on the Pimpbot 9000.
“Mwrrrrrrr…Linda be Trippin if she think her skank ass be turning tricks in this town again. My hos got D.C. AND New York covered baby.”
She can always do Howard Stern.
(If he’s not too busy with his radio show.)
I remember one day when there was a terrible traffic jam (more than an hour to go less than a mile) on the Baltimore beltway. It was a sweltering, miserable day, and must have been truly bad for those who did not have air conditioning in their cars.
Anyway, I was stuck in this mess, in the right lane, and noticed behind me that several cars pulled off onto the right shoulder, hoping to breeze by everyone else. As it turns out, though, a van was stalled on the right shoulder, and four cars that had tried the shoulder shortcut were boxed in by the stalled van and the railing. As I said, this was a rather miserable day, and no one in the legitimate right lane seemed to be in a mood to let any of the wayward drivers back in. Slowly, my car crawled past the van, and I enjoyed the Schadenfreude of looking in my rear view mirror as I could see that none of the drivers behind me were letting them merge.
That’s the best case of traffic karma I’ve seen.
I guess the whole idea of getting a job that someone is willing to give you is just passe. Let’s see: hostess, Wal-Mart greeter, gaspump jockey…
Am I the only one who read this and had to stifle an evil laugh (stifled only because I’m at work and my boss grows weary of my evil laugh)? I bet her friend Monica could suggest a meaningful position or two in the Bush administration (wink wink).
She sounds like everyone else who wants a “Free Lunch”.
“Wagh! Wagh! I want a government job. Give me a government job, now! Wagh Wagh!”
The article said they were legal bills.
Her job was appointive, not civil service. Her patron, Clinton, left office. You leave just like he does.
Maybe Knopf will give her money for a book?
I think its sad. I’m certainly no Linda Tripp fan, but she has been so used. And, shame is, she has no idea who used her. She’s busy blaming Clinton and the Clinton administration, instead of blaming Ms. Goldberg for encouraging her to break the law, and the GOP for not giving her a ticket on the clue bus, and then not backing her up once the shit hit the fan. Clinton’s out of office now, the 'pubbies are in, and no one cares about poor Linda’s legal headaches.
Of course, she COULD have caught the clue bus at the next corner…
Did Monica send a chain letter begging for money from all these people?
Now THERE is a girl who ruined her whole life, yet she managed to pull herself out of it.
Maybe Linda Tripp could get a gig on SNL.