Yes, because the cop would write that on the ticket. Along with “I pulled him over because he was a goddamn nigger”. I think there is even a check box for that one. :rolleyes:
His cells have the highest concentration of idio-chlorians I have seen in a life-form.
Yah, whatevah. Best driver you ever saw. In the old days, there was a place here called “Malibu Grand Prix”, where you could drive miniaturized formula 1 cars on a go-kart style track. The liability lawyers sued it out of business, but when I went there I freaked out the employees. Third lap around I came within 1/10 second of the track record. The guy told me to take it easy for the rest of my 10 lap ticket. I have been driving since I was ten years old, and have driven everything with wheels short of an 18 wheeler. Yes, I am a better driver than you, yes, I have driven more miles than you. And the idea that I am always getting busted, or I commit a lot of traffic violations, or have an attitude when pulled over is entirely in the minds of other posters. I am always polite to police during traffic stops, with the exception of the blatant rape of justice at the speed trap south of Seattle, and have actually only received the five tickets described in my OP, in my entire driving career, which I CONSERVATIVELY estimate is at one half million miles and counting. I am not whining that I get too many tickets, I am making the point that without exception the tickets I have received were BOGUS BOGUS BOGUS.
And if you think about it, that is the only kind of ticket that a person who obeys all traffic laws can ever receive.
Again, and without hope of getting an answer, how many of the folks criticizing me in this thread are LEOs or closely related?
Stick with driving the X-Wing fighters, moran, I’ll handle the real vehicles.
I’m not the one thinking we’re living in the year 2020.
Either CA is a lot crazier than I thought, you have very bad luck, or you just might be a douchebag.
Erin Moran?
Stan’s buddy’s wife has the worse case of camel toe I’ve ever seen.
Just remember that over 90% of all drivers consider themselves to be at least ‘Above Average’ drivers.
I was with you for most of the thread, man, but if you want people on your side, you really can’t be using glorified bumper cars as a cite that you’re a good driver. Sorry, man, you just can’t do it.
Malibu Gran Prix in Redwood City is still operating, and has little to do with driving skills on the road. The engines are different, the scale is different, the risks are different, and the traffic patterns are different.
http://www.malibugrandprix.com/park/redwood/grand.html
No LEO in my family (opposite - family member is a criminal defense attorney who pays his mortage keeping the scum of society on the road).
I will also say that given the depth of the laws, it is next to impossible to NEVER break a driving law, especially when many of them are based on value judgements such as driving too fast for the circumstances.
Those are nothing like the cars at the old Malibu Grand Prix, those are go-karts. the cars at the old Malibu Gand Prix were very expensive scaled down fomula one cars. The place, if anyone remembers it, was on Katella in Anaheim. The facility was on the edge of the parking lot of Angel’s stadium.
And here we go again. Morons ignoring the main point, because they disagree.
These are the kinds of stories that, even though I’m quite sure things did not happen as described, are no doubt remembered by the teller as having occurred ‘that way’.
The sister (brother?) story goes: ‘The Doctors told me to abort/pull the plug/make my will’, etc.
So cops and doctors…anyone else?
California cops manufacture soap from the bodies of their innocent victims.
And if you need to get more, I bet you’d bring your laundry along to make sure it doesn’t get stolen.
Okay, so you’re a good driver. Have you ever taken a driver safety course? Bumper cars don’t count.
I’ve taken two - The Smith System driving course and EVOC (Emergency Vehicle Operations Course). I like to think I’m a good driver, but I’d never go around bragging about it. I jokingly call myself a road warrior because I drive for work, and sometimes log over 100 miles a day. I don’t take my driving skills for granted, though.
Goddamn, you’re a dickhead. Between this thread, the one about eBay shipping and your rant a while back about firefighters, I’m convinced you’re a jerk.
What is it with this astrology bullshit?
Ok, douche, I’ll humour you. :rolleyes:
What EXACTLY were you cited for in each instance?
Now, I can’t be the only one who thought of this scene from the British version of the Office. About 1:15 in.