Grand cluelessness (or deep conspiracy)

So I am listening to a local rock station in the early evening, something I rarely if ever do, but y’know, I had to drive somewhere.

The DJ will not stop going on about a card that Chipotle apparently gave Steven Tyler that entitles him to free food for a year. On and on about why they would do this, giving it to a rich guy, but hey, watch out, you might find yourself behind Steven Tyler in line at Chipotle.

The guy really couldn’t seem to figure out the why of this… even after giving Chipotle a minute and a half of free advertising time of the kind they couldn’t buy at any price.

The conspiracy goes even higher. I hear that Barrack Obama has a lifetime card that gets him a free soda every time he visits Sizzler. Can The New World Order be far behind?