[QUOTE=Cervaise]
Lissa’s grandmother has seen your dick? 
[/QUOTE]
I don’t think so. However, in general, they’re pretty ugly when flaccid, although much fun to play with. Dicks, that is, not grandmothers.
[QUOTE=bibliophage]
Either you remember wrong what sort of questions she uses the expression in response to
[/QUOTE]
Nah, she uses it all the time, for any question that she doesn’t know the answer to. She grew up as a tomboyish farmgirl in the extremity of rural Michigan, both geographically and culturally speaking, so there’s no telling where she picked it up.
She also–annoyingly–when you ask her what time it is, if she doesn’t know, she’ll say, very fast, “Half-past-kissin’-time/time-to-kiss-again”, which drives me CRAZY. Why the HELL doesn’t she just say, “I don’t know”?
[pounds head in frustration]
[QUOTE=yanceylebeef]
TwoTrouts you don’t happen to have family in Sedro Woolley Washington, by chance?
[/QUOTE]
No, but in the same state. She lived in Auburn, Washington.