I recently read an article that disproves everything everyone has said here. But I forget what the reference is. But take my word for it anyway because I’m right.
I agree.
Phobos: I hate to disagree with you (not), but it is already crowded enough here at the centre of the universe with me and all these damn cats. Don’t be dragging all the humans here too!!!
Oh, good. Test subjects. We’ll use 'em this weekend when we all gather to settle this debate once and for all…at the Golden Gate Bridge.
Gravitist theory claims we are drawn by thier mysterious “force” (Oh, yeah, its the “force”, sure, you bet) toward the center of the Earth. However, if you read thier so-called “textbooks” they further aver that once you arrive at the center of the Earth, that “force” doesn’t operate because you’re at the center! (cite:My Big Golden Book of Science, Bird, et al.) Que’elle croque du merde, as Sarte once said.
If there is no “gravity force” at the center of the earth, then all the “gravity force” above it will pull the Earth inside out!!! like the eyelids of that creepy kid at school who used to lick his arm and then smell it. You know the one.
Dexter, I don’t think your theory carries any weight scientifically, but I do think you’re a very down to earth person.
I am getting tired of these so called scientific principles being discussed as truths. I can feel myself being “forced” (you can’t prove if it’s pushed or pulled) towards the ground (I resent the assumption that the ground is down).
My experience has led me to believe that the Earth IS round and spinning and that we are being pushed up towards it as we are standing on the Earth’s inner surface.
Anyone who disagrees is a moron.
I once had a girlfriend who wasn’t a Downist, but she expected me to be a Downist once or twice a night. Hypocrite.
…a year later and I’m still right about this (I’m still looking for that reference though)…
You people have clearly never studied the Kadownah. The fundamental principle behind flight is that the things which fly are forcing other things down faster. This results in a net up force on the flying object, but when considered as a whole, the entire system is moving down as required in an orderly universe.
Watch a bat or bird. Its wings force other things down as the bird or bat is forced up. An airplane uses fuel (the fractions of which are likely pterodactyl-derived, IMHO) to force other things down as it in turn forces itself up.
Observe the ungainly helicopter: when it stops forcing air down, the helicopter itself drops like the steel brick that it is.
The Wrights merely studied the ancient truths and had the luck and timing to be around at a time when power-to-weight ratios had dropped enough to allow sufficient Downthrust to be generated to slip the bonds of Earth and touch the sky.
This is not magic, it is simply the practical verification of Downism in our daily lives. Open your eyes!
Of course not, if gravity was a law in kansas, Dorthy’s house would never had gotten off the ground…think before you post these things!!
Sheesh
Sad, sad indeed. Another sucker of the Kadownah crock. Did they make you pay, for that misinformation?
Everybody knows that airplane propellers and jets don’t point down. Therefore, they can’t be forcing nothing down.
Sheesh, our educational system is in taters.
Or course, our overreliance on the aircraft is causing dire climate changes. Their used to be a day where families could live their lives in peace in the moble home. Now not a day goes by where some trailer park somewhere isn’t hit by a tornado or huricane or a typhoon. These planes are destroying our way of life.
Like my mom said, “If God meant for us to fly in jets, He’d strap turbines to our asses. They we’d could fart our way to LA if we wish.”
But then, this ain’t got nothing to to with the scam of Gravity.
<< Sheesh, our educational system is in taters >>
You mean the whole educational system has moved to Idaho?
Or, if the entire educational system was standard, tepid, ordinary, it would be a commen-tator?
OK, I’m leaving now, I saw what happened the last time I started something.