Who are the most dastardly, connivving, manipulating, tempting and saucy spider-women of them all?
IMHO:
Most castrating: Nurse Ratched (“One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest”)
Sexiest: Matty Walker (“Body Heat”)
Craziest: Alex Forrestt (“Fatal Attraction”)
Most pathetic: Lilly Dillon (“the Grifters”)
Most devious: Eve Harrington (“All About Eve”)
Campiest: Joan Crawford (“Mommy Dearest”)
Funniest: Nurse Diesel (“High Anxiety”)
Most despicable: Bridget Gregory a.k.a. Wendy Kroy (“the Last Seduction”)
Any woman who chews up and spits out Jim Morrison, Tim Buckley, Lou Reed, Brian Jones & Jackson Browne deserves more than just a song written about her