Team Juan
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time: it’s detachable. This comes in handy a lot of the time: I can leave it home when I think it’s going to get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don’t need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can’t for the life of me remember what I did with it.
:eek:
Detachable Penis, King Missile
Team2 -
Little Sadie, Bob Dylan
The judge and the jury they took their stand
The judge held the papers in his right hand
Forty-one days, forty-one nights
Forty-one years to wear the ball and the stripes
Team 1:
My foot was glued like lead to the floor
That’s all there is and there ain’t no more
Hot Rod Lincoln - Commander Cody
Team 2:
They give me shivers when they bounce around
Buckeld up or hanging on the ground
I like big tits.
I Like Big Tits – Joe Walsh.
Team One
One Boy, One Girl - Collin Raye
One boy, one girl, two hearts beating wildly
To put it mildly, it was lost at first sight
Team 2 -
When Push Comes To Shove, The Grateful Dead
Shaking in the bedroom, covers on your head
Cringing like a baby at the hand beneath the bed
Team Won
You’ve had a lot of dick
I’ve had a lot of time
You’ve had a lot of dick, Chasey
But you ain’t had mine
Ballad of Chasey Lain, Bloodhound Gang
PS: future entries in this round should exclude the words face, eyes, heart, hand and hair, or this could go on forever…
team two
Put your hand in the hand of the man
Who stilled the water
Put your hand in the hand of the man
Who calmed the sea
Put your hand in the hand - Ocean
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It’s All In YOur Head, Diamond Rio
We never walked on the moon
Elvis ain’t dead
You ain’t going crazy
It’s all in your head.
Team 2
From a Buick, Bob Dylan
Well, you know I need a steam shovel mama to keep away the dead
I need a dump truck mama to unload my head
So far (through all 4 previous threads) I think we’ve had only 1 or 2 themes that have actually made a complete overnight run, so I don’t think this’ll go on forever. Although, it was a lot harder when the word we were using had to be in the song’s title, and not just contained somewhere in the lyrics.
Any thoughts?
Team One
Head Over Feet, Alanis Morrissette
You’ve already won me over in spite of me
Don’t be alarmed if I fall head over feet
team two
Trouble me, disturb me with all your cares and your worries.
Trouble me on the days when you feel spent.
Why let your shoulders bend underneath this
burden when my back is sturdy and strong?
Trouble me.
10,000 Maniacs - Trouble me
Team One
In Your Face, Ty Herndon
In your face, there’s heartache, you can’t hide it
And on your lips, love’s left a bitter taste
And in your eyes, there’s tears that don’t need crying
And Honey I’m just trying to put a little smile in their place
In you face
Team 2 -
Black Muddy River, The Grateful Dead
When the last rose of summer pricks my finger
And the hot sun chills me to the bone
The Illustrious Team Two:
Music seems to help the pain
Seems to motivate the brain
Take Up Thy Stethoscope & Walk | Pink Floyd
Team Won
Beer and Bones, John Michael Montgomer
I ain’t nothing but beer and bones
Baby since I lost you
Team 2 -
Desolation Row, Bob Dylan
Now Cinderella, she seems so easy
“It takes one to know one,” she smiles
And puts her hands in her back pockets
Bette Davis style
Team One
Independence Day, Martinia McBride
Well she seemed all right by dawn’s early light
Though she looked a little worried and weak
She tried to pretend he wasn’t drinking again
But Daddy left the proof on her cheek
team 2
*to hang tents and pegs
a man needs two *legs **
No more waltzing Matilda for me
And the Band Played Waltzing Matilda-Pogues
Team Two:
*She don’t rock ‘n’ roll, she don’t like it
She don’t do the stroll—well she don’t do it right
Well, everything’s wrong and my patience was gone
When I woke one morning and remembered this song
O-oh-oh, kinda catchy, I hoped that she would talk to me now
And even allow me to hold her hand and forget that old band *
Here I Go | Syd Barrett