Two simult-posts in a row…one more and I get a prize…
…or will I instead select what’s behind door number 2?
Hey! I wuz gonna pick door 2! 
Team One
Daddy’s Hands, Holly Dunn
Daddy’s hands were soft and king when I was crying
Daddy’s hands were hard as steel when I’d done wrong
**Team 2 **
Maggie’s Farm, Bob Dylan
I ain’t gonna work on Maggie’s farm no more
Well I wake in the morning, fold my hands and pray for rain
I got a head full of ideas that are driving me insane
It’s a shame the way she makes me scrub the floor
team 2
So rattle my bones all over the stones
I’m only a begger man nobody owns
The hand That Rocks the Cradle—Smiths
Team One
Love Without End, Amen - George Strait
Got sent home from school one day with a shiner on my eye
Fighting was against the rules and it didn’t matter why
When Dad got home I told that story just like I’d rehearsed
Then stood there on those trembling knees and waited for the worst
:smack: for all those typos.
Team Two:
I’m falling all over myself
To lick your heart and taste your health
Scar Tissue | The Red Hot Chili Peppers
Team 2 -
Ugliest Girl In The World, Bob Dylan
The woman that I love she a got a prizefighter nose
Cauliflower ears and a run in her hose
She speaks with a stutter and she walks with a hop
I don’t know why I love her but I just can’t stop
Team One
Don’t Take The Girl, Tim McGraw
Doctor says the baby’s fine
But you’ll have to leave
Cuz his mama’s fading fast and
Johnny hit his knees
Team Two:
An earthquake hits the theater
But the operetta lingers
The piano lid comes down
And breaks his fucking fingers
It’s a Miracle | Roger Waters
I’ll take up the challenge, Ripple.
Team 1:
she comes on like a crippled plaything
spine is just a string
Tourniquet - Marilyn Manson
Team 2:
People are strange when you’re a stranger
Faces look ugly when you’re alone
Women seem wicked when you’re unwanted
Streets are uneven when you’re down
People are Strange | The Doors
Team 2
I like big butts and I can not lie… :rolleyes:
“Baby Got Back” - Sir Mix-A-Lot
Team One
Great Day To Be Alive, Travis Tritt
I look in the mirror and what do I see
A lone wolf there staring back at me
Long in the tooth but harmless as can be
I guess he’s doing all right
Team Two:
It’s no good trying to place your hand where I can’t see because
I understand that you’re different from me
Yes I can tell that you can’t be what you pretend
And you’re rocking me backwards
And you’re rocking towards
The red and yellow mane of a stallion horse
No Good Trying | Syd Barrett
Team 1:
*I squirm into you, now I’m in your *gut **
I fell into you, now I’m in a rut
Deformography - Marilyn Manson
Team Two:
How long, how long
Will I slide and separate my sides
I don’t, I don’t
I don’t believe it’s bad
Slit my throat, it’s all I ever do
The Otherside | The Red Hot Chili Peppers
Team One
You Can’t Roller Skate in a Buffalo Herd, Roger Miller
You can’t change film with a kid on your back
But you can be happy if you’ve a mind to
Team Two:
Mother doesn’t go out anymore
Just stays at home and rolls her spastic eyes
Sunday Papers | Joe Jackson
Team One
I whipped off her knickers andStiffened my thumb
Dinah Moe Humm - Frank Zappa