Team One
Chug A Lug, Roger Miller
Grape wine in a Mason jar
homemade and brought to school
by a friend of mine after class
Me and him and this other fool decide that we’ll drink up what’s left
Chug-a-lug, so we helped ourselves
First time for everything, brrrr, my ears still ring
Team Two:
And my eyes still grow damp to recall
His majesty signed with his own rubber stamp
When the Tigers Broke Free | Pink Floyd
Team One
Volcano, Jimmy Buffett
My girl quickly said to me
Man you better watch your feet
Team Two:
I don’t need no arms around me
And I don’t need no drugs to calm me
I have seen the writing on the wall
Don’t think I need anything at all
No, I don’t think I need anything at all
Another Brick in the Wall, Part III | Pink Floyd
Team 1:
I need to find a new vagina
Any kind of new vagina
It’s hard to rhyme a word like vagina
Calvin Klein? Kind of North Carolina
Three Point One Four - Bloodhound Gang
Team Two:
In mute nostril agony
Carefully refined and sealed over
Horse Latitudes | The Doors
Team 1:
And when they nail my pimpled ass to the cross
I’ll tell them I found Jesus that should throw them off
Hell Yeah - Bloodhound Gang
Team One
I want to hold your hand
I Want to Hold Your Hand - The Beatles
Team Two:
Remember when you were young
You shone like the sun
Shine on you crazy diamond
Now there’s a look in your eyes
Like black holes in the sky
Shine on you crazy diamond
You were caught in the cross-fire of childhood and stardom
Blown on the steel breeze
Come on you target for far away laughter
Come on you stranger, you legend, you martyr and shine
Shine On You Crazy Diamond | Pink Floyd
Team one
Show mw your thumb if you are really dumb
Wind Up Workin’ in a Gas Station - Frank Zappa
Team 2
She was looking kinda dumb
With her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an L on her forehead
“Allstar” - Smashmouth
Team One
Got it from the toilet seat
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Oh God I probably got the
Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus!
Why Does It Hurt When I Pee? - Frank Zappa
Team Two:
Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes
Penny Lane | The Beatles
Team One
Whereupon I proceeded to take that mittenful of the deadly yellow snow crystals and rub it all into his beady little eyes with a vigorous circular motion hitherto unknown to the people of this area, but destined to take the place of the mudshark in your mythology
Nanook Rubs It - Frank Zappa
Team Two:
Through the fish-eyed lens of tear-stained eyes
I can barely define the shape of this moment in time
And far from flying high in clear blue skies
I’m spiraling down to the hole in the ground where I hide
The Final Cut | Pink Floyd
Team Two:
"Woke up this mornin’, a wine glass in my hand "
“Do you feel like I do” Peter Frampton
Team One
The moon beams through the prune In June
Reveals your chest I see your lovely beans
And in that magic go-kart I bite your neck
The cheese I have for you, my dear
Is real and very new
Duke Of Prunes - Frank Zappa
Team Two:
Porcelain
Are you wasting away in your skin
Are you missing the love of your kin
Drifting and floating and fading away
Porcelain | The Red Hot Chili Peppers
Team One
*Standing there shiny and proud by your side
Holding your **hand **while the neighbors decide
Why is a vegetable something to hide? *
Call Any Vegetable - Frank Zappa
Team Two:
When you tried to kiss me
I only bit your tongue
When you tried to get me together
I only came undone
When you tried to tell me the one for me was you
I was in your mattress, back in 1982
Daria | Cake