I see by this morning’s paper that GW is going to a D-Day commemoration in Normady in June.
Will he wade ashore on Omaha Beach in a helmet, M1 at high-port, or will he land by helicopter at St. Mere Eglise, 101[sup]st[/sup] Division patch on one shoulder of his fatigue jacket and the Stars and Stripes on the other?
But wait, isn’t Normandy in . . . France?!?!? :eek:
I think that if he actually did wade ashore like that, it would start to rain. Only it wouldn’t be rain, but spit falling from high above.
Ray Bans, corncob pipe and a speech about battling the Germans at Pearl.
You mean we`re at war with the Germans now? Shit. Shoulda figured.
Hey, hey, hey! Be nice.
It will probably do him good to be able to say “Mission accomplished” and be telling the truth.
Shhhh, don’t tell him!