Great Toilet Paper Debate

I have only one thing to say about people that that comment on the orientation of toilet paper. Your life is way less exciting than mine is. I would make a mental note if there were nothing similar to toilet paper in the general vicinity of the bathroom but other than that, those types of details are simply washed out by greater things.

Guy here. God bless the Dope, because I had no idea that there was a right and wrong way to hang a TP roll. Of course, that’s because when I get out a new TP roll, I just set it on the back of the toilet. Where it belongs.

Surely ladies don’t have a problem with that solution? If they don’t like it, they can just put it on the roll whichever way floats their boat! :slight_smile:

  • Peter Wiggen

I’m a woman and I always put the paper on the roll in the “incorrect overhand position”, because it just rolls smoother that way. It’s silly, but I hate having it the other way and it takes every bit of self-control that I have not to switch backwards-placed rolls around in my friends’ homes.

My cat doesn’t mess with it, because he’s afraid of the bathroom and its scary loud shower and flushing noises.

My entire life I’ve understood it to be a woman thing. Every woman I have ever shared a house with has done this. Every time I’ve talked about it with friends, they instantly knew what I was talking about and agreed it was a woman thing.

Possibly related to the difference in the way men and women operate the TV remote :wink: (big brush - joke!)

As to the cats, no cat I have ever had has ever expressed the slightest interest in the toilet paper. Ever.

Nonsense. I have had cats since I was 6 years old [38 years] and of the past 26 or so years, I have never had a cat play with the toilet paper. It always goes what you folks call the wrong way. I had more troule with a visiting toddler than I ever have from cats.

Maybe it’s nonsense for you, if your cats have never done it. But ours have, and other people report the same experience. That’s why we’ve mentioned it. I wouldn’t call that nonsense.

My cat can tear up the toilet paper either way it’s hung.

I don’t think anybody in the house cares how it’s hung except me. If it’s the wrong way, i.e. so the paper lays against the wall instead of hanging out, I might chip my nail polish on the wall while tearing it off. You wouldn’t want me to chip my nail polish, now, would you?

Maybe we should go to the toilet paper experts? In every TP commercial I can recall the TP always comes over the top/front of the roll. I doubt those bears are doing it wrong.

I am male and I used to be of the opinion that the only sane way to present the toilet paper was so that it came off the roll over the top and off the front, but I have changed my mind on this; if you have boisterous or michevious children, they can very easily unroll the whole thing onto the floor by performing a sort of doggy-paddle motion on the roll; install it the other way around and they can still do it, but the repetitive upward motion required is not nearly so comfortable or fun.

How does one correctly install a cat? :dubious:

Bring it into the house, and get out of it’s way. It’s a plug-and-play component, and no further user operations are required to install the cat. Routine maintenance is still the user’s responsibility, of course. :smiley:

For me it wasn’t cats, it was kids. My youngest daughter took great delight in running over to the toilet dispenser and spinning it, all the while saying “Pwush! PWUSH!” I don’t know if it was a sound effect, or her attempt at “Push” but while it was rather cute, it was definitely also annoying. So, the toilet paper hung backwards. Now it hangs the “right”
way but neither way especially bothers or pleases me.

Cat Owners’ Manual:

:smiley:

I’m a big stickler for over-the-top toilet paper in my house. Of course, in the house I have right now, I cannot actually reach the TP holder, so I’ve just left it on the sink for the last three years (not the same roll, of course) so I could reach it without having to stand up. For the first year I lived there, I actually had to hide the roll-holder, because my friends would assume I was too lazy to put the TP in the holder, and would “help” by doing it for me–meaning I couldn’t reach it again.

<rimshot>I actually do get pretty anal about this</rimshot>, but it seems like most of you have far too complicated a method of describing the direction. It’s either overhanded or underhanded. Overhanded is the correct way. Sitting the roll on the back of the toilet is second-best.

Since I don’t believe in having TP come out via the underhanded method, it doesn’t exist.

It must be over the top. Towards the front. My SO differs, but I win, since I’m the one who usually bothers to put the roll on the holder in the first place.

I grew up with cats. And I am female. I don’t like it hanging down the back because it’s right against the wall and is harder to grab.

It doesn’t matter, does it? It’s just toilet paper.

Of course, I am another one who normally just puts it on the back of the toilet. You see, for short trips (i.e., peeing) I have the door open, but for longer trips, the door is shut. And guess where the toilet paper dispenser is? That’s right, on the back of the door. And guess whose arms are *just *too short to reach comfortably? That’s right, you’re looking at her.

FTR, I am not short. I am 5’5". The bathroom was designed for very tall people it seems.

The space effieicent way is to have the go towards the wall and thus unroll from the bottom not the top. It would take a complete lack of Feng Shui to have the paper come from the top. :wink:

In addition if you have a cat thatlikes to play with TP, it should never be left to roll off the top.

Jim

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Ours just sits on it’s side on the shelf in front of the toilet. We don’t even have a roller to hang it from.

I do think I’d have it going over the front, although I don’t know how our cats would react.
Then again, they don’t mess with it sitting on the shelf either.