Today my three year old told me she loves me 72. After reading this thread I’m a little insulted. My five year old loves me Googol, though, so he can stay.
She didn’t specify the units, though. Depending on the units, she could love you several orders of magnitude more than Silver Fire’s son loves her.
Has it occurred to ANY of you parents that your kids are JUST. TOO. CUTE?
Just wait’ll your kid runs off to San Francisco before he’s done with high school and is staying on the couch of a guy he met at a skatepark and he’s looking into getting on a) Cal’s welfare rolls and b) medical marijuana.
He’d say he loves me to the corner and back, on a good day.
No. He wouldn’t. Cause that’s JUST. TOO. CUTE!!!
My daughter is still at the age where it’s random numbers…
“Daddy, I love you 102 17 4 20 37 and 8.”
Which, in an astronomically pleasing way, is very much as the world should be.
I’ve heard about your daughter, and I’m playing those numbers in 48 state lotteries tonight.
Wait… she DID say THOSE numbers, right? Surely you wouldn’t have just .. . . . m a d e . . . u p . . .