Greatest character names in film

Major General Jack T. Ripper

Colonel “Bat” Guano

Major “King” Kong

Beat you to it!

Keyser Söze.

Most of the characters in Lil’ Abner:

Stupefyin’ Jones
Earthquake McGoon
Evil Eye Fleagle
Available Jones
Moonbeam McSwine
Rasmussen T. Finsdale
Lonesome Polecat
Hairless Joe

Judge Smails

Captain Oveur

Bodhi (Point Break)
Major Kong (Dr. Strangelove)
Han Solo (guess)
Margo Lane (The Shadow)
Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg (The Fifth Element)
Song Jat Sharif (Ultraviolet)

Lando Calrissian

George Lucas knows how to make up cool names that fit the characters, I’ll give him that.

Inigo Montoya (prepare to die)
Fred C. Dobbs
Kaspar Gutman

The Toecutter (Mad Max)
Jubilation T. Cornpone (L’il Abner)
Egbert Sousé (The Bank Dick)

Long Duck Dong - Sixteen Candles
Animal Mother - Full Metal Jacket

Trudy Kockenlocker

McLovin
Hannibal Lector
Brick Tamblyn

Ebby Calvin “Nuke” LaLoosh
Grover T. Muldoon
Martin Blank
Lester Burnham
Bunny Wigglesworth

Alabama Whitman (True Romance)
Buford T. Justice (Smokey and the Bandit)

Agnes Gooch (“I’m yer sponge…”).

We have a winner. :wink:

Hanover Fiste (played by Rodger Bumpass)

Fodderwing Forrester (The Yearling)

Diane Choksondik (pronounced “chokes on dick.”)