Greatest living American elimination game (game thread)

Odd, I nominated Parton for the thread, but I think this is the right spot to vote her down.

Andres

Parton since I can’t conceive of her winning.

Top three. Oof.

Andres.

Our votes this round:

José Andrés: Humanitarian, chef - 8 votes
Barack Obama: President, statesman, lawyer - 3 votes
Dolly Parton: Artist, humanitarian - 3 votes

José Andrés is now free to continue all his good works, without the added distraction of having his claim to the title of GLA debated here.

Our Top Three remaining nominees:

Anthony Fauci: Physician, immunologist, scientist
Barack Obama: President, statesman, lawyer
Dolly Parton: Artist, humanitarian

Eliminated

  1. Jim Gaffigan: Comedian, author, commentator
  2. Craig Ferguson: Polymath, director-writer, comedian
  3. Mitt Romney: Senator, impeachment juror
  4. Buzz Aldrin: Second on Moon
  5. Taylor Swift: Musician, songwriter, icon
  6. Tim Walz: Honorable political messenger
  7. Simone Biles: GOAT gymnast
  8. Judy Blume: Children’s literature icon
  9. Amanda Gorman: Poet, activist, prodigy
  10. Jim Lovell: Apollo 13 astronaut
  11. Spike Lee: Filmmaker, Knicks fan
  12. Janet Yellen: Economist, Treasury secretary
  13. Magic Johnson: Superstar, survivor, inspiration
  14. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: Athlete, writer, activist
  15. Amory Lovins: Physicist, energy activist
  16. Steven Spielberg: Director, writer, entertainer
  17. MacKenzie Scott: Philanthropist, prize-winning novelist
  18. Mark Kelly: Senator, astronaut, aviator
  19. Stephen King: Great American writer
  20. Bruce Springsteen: Singer, songwriter, activist
  21. Warren Buffett: Level-headed billionaire
  22. Bill Gates: Futurist, philanthropist, billionaire
  23. Bob Dylan: Poet of generation
  24. Jesse Jackson: Civil rights leader
  25. Bernie Sanders: Democratic Socialist leader
  26. Joe Biden: President, uniter, overcomer
  27. Elizabeth Warren: Fighting political foes
  28. José Andrés: Humanitarian, chef

Voting for our next round will end at noon EST on Mon. Aug. 18.

Now I’ll vote for Dolly Parton, respect and admire her as I do.

It’s actually pretty clear to me that I must vote for Obama.

Dolly Parton

Obama

Fauci

Parton

I said in the last round that -despite having nominated her - I must regretfully let Dolly go, so

Goodbye Dolly

Obama

Parton

Obama

Fauci

Parton

Bye-bye, Dolly. At least you’ve got your body of work and your plethora of awards for the same, including your Grammies and an honorary Oscar, as well as an amusement park named after you…
Neither Obama or Fauci can claim that.

And then there were two…

-“BB”-

A toughie.

But Dolly. I love her “bring everyone together” message, generosity, and the fact that she’s become more sensitive to issues of race than she has been in the past (the “Dixie Stampede” dinner theaters), but I’m voting to oust our remaining contestant who has had to make fewer tough calls than the other two.

Parton.

Our votes this round:

Anthony Fauci: Physician, immunologist, scientist - 2 votes
Barack Obama: President, statesman, lawyer - 4 votes
Dolly Parton: Artist, humanitarian - 9 votes

Dolly Parton, a remarkable person by any measure, can maybe get a good song out of having been on our Top Three list here.

Our Top Two remaining nominees:

Anthony Fauci: Physician, immunologist, scientist
Barack Obama: President, statesman, lawyer

Eliminated

  1. Jim Gaffigan: Comedian, author, commentator
  2. Craig Ferguson: Polymath, director-writer, comedian
  3. Mitt Romney: Senator, impeachment juror
  4. Buzz Aldrin: Second on Moon
  5. Taylor Swift: Musician, songwriter, icon
  6. Tim Walz: Honorable political messenger
  7. Simone Biles: GOAT gymnast
  8. Judy Blume: Children’s literature icon
  9. Amanda Gorman: Poet, activist, prodigy
  10. Jim Lovell: Apollo 13 astronaut
  11. Spike Lee: Filmmaker, Knicks fan
  12. Janet Yellen: Economist, Treasury secretary
  13. Magic Johnson: Superstar, survivor, inspiration
  14. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: Athlete, writer, activist
  15. Amory Lovins: Physicist, energy activist
  16. Steven Spielberg: Director, writer, entertainer
  17. MacKenzie Scott: Philanthropist, prize-winning novelist
  18. Mark Kelly: Senator, astronaut, aviator
  19. Stephen King: Great American writer
  20. Bruce Springsteen: Singer, songwriter, activist
  21. Warren Buffett: Level-headed billionaire
  22. Bill Gates: Futurist, philanthropist, billionaire
  23. Bob Dylan: Poet of generation
  24. Jesse Jackson: Civil rights leader
  25. Bernie Sanders: Democratic Socialist leader
  26. Joe Biden: President, uniter, overcomer
  27. Elizabeth Warren: Fighting political foes
  28. José Andrés: Humanitarian, chef
  29. Dolly Parton: Artist, humanitarian

Voting for our next round will end at noon EST on Weds. Aug. 20.

Those who remain are both very impressive people who’ve done much good for their country, but the reach and impact of a POTUS exceeds that of any public-health official, however influential and long-serving. I nominated Barack Obama in the first place, and believe that he is - for all his flaws - the Greatest Living American.

So I now vote for Dr. Fauci.