Greatest non-existant movie titles

Inspector Clouseau Meets The Zodiac Killer

Abbot & Costello Meet Hitler

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[li]Cohen the Barbarian[/li][li]Atomic Vampires Versus The Army of Darkness[/li][li]Brainsuckers[/li][li]Were-Monkeys Take Manhattan[/li][li]Radioactive Grasshopper Apocalypse[/li][li]Shoot Grandma in the Head![/li][li]The Unholy Swarm (Locusts from Hell)[/li][li]The Nine Deaths of Hector Munroe[/li][li]Jelly Roll in Storyville[/li][/ul]

From “Seinfeld”:

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[li]Prognosis Negative[/li][li]Rochelle, Rochelle[/li][li]Sack Lunch[/li][li]Chunnel[/li][li]CheckMate[/li][li]Agent Zero[/li][li]Brown-Eyed Girl[/li][li]Chow Fun[/li][li]Cupid’s Rifle[/li][li]Firestorm[/li][li]Mountain High[/li][li]Death Blow[/li][li]Cry, Cry Again[/li][li]The Pain and the Yearning[/li][li]Blame It on the Rain[/li][li]Blimp: The Hindenburg Story[/li][li]Cold Fusion[/li][li]Means to an End[/li][li]The Muted Heart[/li][li]The Other Side of Darkness[/li][li]Ponce De Leon[/li][li]Flaming Globes of Sigmund[/li][/ul]

Eric Idle answered a reporter’s question of “What’s your next film?” with “Jesus Christ: Lust for Glory”.

What about the classic: Zeppelins vs. Pterodactyls?

I still want to see that.