There really, really should have been a SF/Horror film in the 1950s titled “War of the Atomic Brain”.
“Armageddon 2!”
Everything that Troy McClure ever starred in. If I had to pick one, I would go with The President’s Neck is Missing.
Well, there is Man with the Screaming Brain.
I was going to make a movie with a friend in high school titled Ishtar II: A Camel’s Revenge. Classes got in the way and it never happened.
In a dream I had several years ago, I watched a movie called Lust for the West. I don’t remember exactly what it was about, but I can see it being a kickass ironic take on westward expansion.
*THE SOUND OF MUCUS. *the Von Trapp kids all develop an allergy to edelweiss, and have to cancel their performance.
Movies I would pay good money to see:
This one technically doesn’t count since it already exists, but I sooo want to see the fictional sequel shown in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back - Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season.
Thelma and Louise 2: Electric Boogaloo.
Michael Bay Presents: Ghandi
Citizen Kane and Lynch: a Uwe Boll Film
A Star is Shorn: the Britney Spears Story (okay, that one’s a verry old joke)
And by good money, I mean whatever I can find under the seat of my car. Except for Thelma and Louise 2 - that ending just begs for a sequel.
What makes you so sure that films with these titles have NOT been made?
I’ve got a novel in progress with a title that’s totally in keeping with the old Republic serials, with a little pre-Code Busby Berkley stuff thrown in:
Dancing Slavegirls of Mars!
Plan 10 From Outer Space.
Damn!
Saturday the Fourteenth.
Double damn!!
In high school. some friends and I were going to make two film masterpieces -
***The Doors 2 ***(featuring Jim Morrison’s ghost)
and
Marsupial Park (which was going to be a musical, featuring TMBG songs).
Man, I was a dork in high school…
Tarzan Vs The Tax Assessors
YAY! GO TARZAN!
-Gore Vidal’s: Elagabalus
-The Last Otaku
-Slashinator V: Thy Flesh Consumed (Released in the United States as The Hookening)
-Star Trek vs. Star Wars
-Frankenstein Conquers the Irish
-Shaft Goes to Hell
-The Mad Laboratory of Doctor Zimbardo
-War of the Viscera
-Black Golem
-Night of the Shaved Kittens (Not mine. Anyone recognize it? 
)
-Peace Accord of the Living Dead
-Elephant’s Graveyard: Merrick against the Ripper
-Teddy Bear’s Graveyard
-Vampires vs Zombies…what?
The Picture Show After the Last Picture Show
Jesus Tapdancing Christ.
Speaking of titles, could a mod fix the thread title?
Would you settle for “Crocodile Gandhi”? (From “The Critic.”)
In high school, a friend and I wanted to make Veteran’s Day as a mockery of Independence Day. Residents of a nursing home were going to go to war to protect it from greedy developers. The comedic possibilities were endless.
Pitcairn Beach Party (aka Mutiny On The Bounty Part II)
…was a fictitious Warner Bros. “B” picture I once invented to illustrate a point on a competing message board. The climactic scene supposedly involved Lyle Talbot jumping from a burning trolley car and landing headfirst in a barrel of live eels.