You have the gobloots; it come to this country on the hind legs of the boo-shoo bird. I’m afraid they’ll have to remove your zorch.
On what occasions do you get the green tinge?
When I get overheated, my face turns red except for my upper lip that turns green. I’m thinking blood flow issues for me, but I don’t know why, really.
Noticable veins in very fair skin are usually blue, not green, and even then it’s not all over so we don’t look smurfy.
What was that disease they called “green sickness” back during the victorian age? I vote for her having that.