Hello, I am the as yet unregistered friend! As a fair warning, I have mild dyslexia so some of my words will be misspelled, missing, and even backward! Aside from this from this minor fact, I should be relatively happy if don’t run into too much homework first…to interfere with my posting. 
eth tsrif leon! LeOn, LEON!! >.> So, was that Christmas carol the way we figured you were lysdexic? ANYWAY… About time you joined (minor mallet bonk).
Welcome and all that jazz…
Relax about the goat. Most of these stories are blown way out of proportion. You do have a health plan? Are you allergic to squid?