[QUOTE=DeVena]
it’s totally unsanitary even though he’s doing this through his pants. QUOTE]
How is this unsanitary? Anyway, maybe he itches…One time for a lark I decided to give the bits south of the equator a bit of a trim, and for several days they itched like crazy. What do you expect me to use, a back scratcher? (well maybe… :dubious: )
My dad is probably the most vile, disgusting person I know. He used to pick his nose/ears and wave the booger/earwax riddled finger at me menacingly. Sometimes he still does this to me mockingly (and I’m 24! :mad: ) he’ll pretend to pick his nose and kind of slide his finger against my arm; more often then not I’ll jump away and shout, “Oh, gross!” :mad:
-Would piss in the sink. Not so bad, except he didn’t wash it out after he was done.
-Often wore a sarong around the house. Without underwear. Kicked back in his recliner.
-Once kept a litter of puppies inside the house. Didn’t let them outside for anything. Not even after he administered the worm medication.
-Kept two of the aforementioned puppies. Those puppies grew up to become the two most spoiled, idiotic dogs I’ve ever seen. These dogs loved to shit in my room. Even if I closed my door before going out, when I came back the door was mysteriously open and there were two fresh dog turds on the floor. These dogs weren’t smart enough to be walked on a leash, let alone work a doorknob.
-Went fishing, naked, during a river float trip.
-Told me I’d wind up sucking dick for nickels.
-Told my mom the same thing, when they were still married.
Well, heck, I did something gross myself the other day & was going to add it to the list. But that post from Tentacle Monster made me sad.
:complete change of tone:
Okay, I did something gross. I sucked snot from my baby girl’s nose! I was giving her her last bottle of the day and she was having a little trouble simultaneously feeding and breathing. Damned if I was gonna go turn on the light & hunt up that stupid bulby thing that all the magazines say causes nosebleeds. So I put my mouth over her nostrils gave two quick inhales (and spit into a kleenex) - she just giggled, took her bottle & conked out!
My father who, by any other measuring stick, is a polite, civilized, well mannered person, sees nothing wrong with loudly blowing his nose at the dinner table and going on for as long as he needs to. It makes me want to vomit. Normally I don’t care at all but I don’t want to hear/think about that while I’m eating!
But then again, I’m probably not one to talk. I do all sorts of gross shit, I just try not to do any of it while people are eating.
My brother was sooooooo disgusting when we were growing up. He felt the need to inform everyone within earshot specifically what he was going to do when he went to the restroom. Furthermore, he had been forbidden from using the words shit or crap, so he would loudly announce, “I’m gonna go take a crud.”
Thanks for that visual, bro.
Another member of my family used to pick her nose and wipe the boogers on my irritating roommate’s really, really ugly booger-colored booger-patterned sofa. I didn’t find out about this until after the fact. Pretty nasty.
Uses a knife to spread Marmite on his toast, and then dips the same Marmite-layered knife into the grapefruit marmalade/Nutella/peanut butter. Ugh.
Will drink buttermilk out of a glass, then refills it with beer. Never does it with scotch though.
We pasteurise our milk at home before drinking. My dad will blow into the milk bowl to move away the layer of cream before pouring milk into his glass/cereal bowl. This probably grosses me out the most.
My brother weighs around 500 pounds. He doesn’t have to do anything to be gross. But …
He chews with loud smacking noises and talks with food in his mouth. He can’t stand up to take a shower, so he’ll sit on the side of the tub and hose off with the hand-held shower thingy as best he can, leaving dirty footprints in the tub. He sticks his finger in his bellybutton and then smells it. And he made our couch stink like dirty ass (after he broke it).
What makes it funny is that I’m a well-known germ phobe. Especially in public - I haven’t touched a public doorknob with my hand in a long, long time. But when it comes to your kids’ comfort or safety, everything flies out the window. I’d actually read about that snot-sucking technique in a book.
Once when she was itty itty, like a week or two old and about 6 lbs., I was getting ready to give her a bath in our mini-tub-thingy, and as I held her little naked self in the air, I realized I’d caught her mid-poop! I just held her over the sink and let her finish - what else could I do? I remember thinking even her little turdie was cute.
Anyway, maybe he itches…One time for a lark I decided to give the bits south of the equator a bit of a trim, and for several days they itched like crazy. What do you expect me to use, a back scratcher? (well maybe… :dubious: ) 
