This morning my cat was eating some spilled cat food that had gotten soggy after sitting overnight in a puddle of water that had sloshed out of the bowl and onto the floor. The thought of him eating it was bad enough (yuck!). When I shooed him away while I got out the broom and swept up the soggy cat food the smell nearly made me hurl! Maybe I should start buying him canned cat food.
What are the things your pets have done to gross you out?
I had a Black lab one time that would eat ANYTHING. Once he threw up and in it was several paperclips, a rubber band, a shoe string and a pair of pantyhose…ewwww, no wonder he threw up!
Oh yeah, he used to roll on dead things too.
When my brother was younger(around 8 or 9) he used to sniff up his snot instead of blowing his nose. His nose would be jam packed full of schnot and then he would sneeze and this long string of snot would hang down out of his nose to about knee high. One day he was on the couch when this happened so he stood up and my mom ran to get a kleenex,my dog sauntered over to the long booger string and proceded to slurp it up like spaghetti.I think I’m gonna hurl just thinking of that.Speaking of hurl I have a few animals in my house who will puke and then re-eat it and if they don’t eat it,another one will come along and finish it up.
My cat will lick just about everything from peoples hands to the baby’s diaper. She will lick at least once, and if she likes it, she’ll keep going. It gets pretty nasty when you have the dirty diaper on the floor, and she comes up and nudges it with her nose, sniffs, and then proceeds to lick. barf
I think I’m going to hurl. Well, there goes pasta as a lunchtime option.
Aside from licking her butt, my cat is pretty good about not eating things she’s not supposed to except for grass that’s not specifically grown for her nibbling.
We got lots of critters around. I’ve seen shit you wouldn’t believe! Cannible chickens, rapist geese, blow-jobbing dogs, homosexual sheep gang-bangs, roosters fighting with turkeys- you name it.
The grossest thing I can think of off the top of my head is a bunch of chickens fighting over the corpse of a dead mouse. They were running around in a little fowl game of “austrailian rules football” trying to wrest control of the poor creature. It ended up getting torn to pieces and scattered around the barnyard. The whole thing was pretty comical, actually.
Never kiss an animal that can lick its own butt.
This is both gross and immature. Even the slobs I work with said, “Ewwww,” when the topic came up. [spoiler]Whenever I accidentally, ahem come across something arousing on the net, and my heightened testostone levels lead me toward manual relief, my little Spaniel, Stinky, will lay low, waiting for the finale. Upon the last spasm, she’ll leap up beneath the area of my desk and procede to lap it up.
I don’t even try to stop her anymore. Granted, it is disgusting, but she does have a very shiny coat[/spoiler]
Oh yeah! One day one of the dogs was looking miserable and squeezing out a runny crap when it started convulsing and subsequently puking up a bunch of “stuff”. We were checking for possible parasites when we saw what looked to be a gnarly monky-paw looking thing with huge, black claws and matted fur.
What the hell? Don’t know what it was or where it came from, but that damn dog decided to eat it a second time!
Got to see it again shortly after. Whatever it was didn’t sit to well with Brownie the Dog.
Disgusting animals…
She said she loved me like a brother. She was from Arkansas, hence the Joy!
I was going to post something incredibly pedestrian but I won’t after reading JohnBckWLD’s post.
That is the grossest shit I have ever heard.
Oh I got another good one for ya. When my dog was still a puppy he used to get into the garbage like every bad puppy dog,but this time he got into the bathroom garbage can.no big deal I thought he probably just ate a bunch of kleenex.A couple of days later I let him out in the backyard to do his business while A friend and I sat on the deck and chatted.I saw Toby go into the corner and make a # 2,we kept chatting and about 10 or 15 minutes later I look up to see where Toby is and he’s still all hunched up trying to squeze that sucker out.So I go over to investigate and then I see it,its pink and it was dry weave on it…I yell to my friend to go get some paper towels and when she comes back she gets to witness me pull out a 4-5 inch long bloody,poo juice stained, maxi pad out of my dogs ass. I swear to God I never heard a dog let out a sigh of relief like he did at that moment.Ewww and the thing is he isn’t a big dog,he’s a shih-tzu mix so to him that was a mighty big crap!
My dog giving himself a blowjob…and cuming…and then sniffing and licking it off the pillow he did his business on…I don’t know it just struck me as gross
My dog sometimes eats cat poop straight from the litter box. Sometimes, he waits for them to go in and poop, then he sticks his head inside (before the cat has a chance to leave) and snatches the “treat” while it is fresh out of the “oven.” Needless to say, he does not get an kisses after we see him doing this.
Wow! I love my pets now. The only “gross” things my critters have done is have health problems involving pus and so forth.
Good dog! Good cat! Good horsie! Good poultry! Good rodents! Thank you for not being so foul!
When my fat cat barfs, my little cat will usually gobble it up (it’s usually newly swallowed food)
One of my cats ( I think it’s the fat one) pooped in the bathtub. It was disgusting.
Sounds like a Black Lab/Australian Shepherd mix my roomate has. To the ‘t’.
But she is a shit-eater as well. That made cleaning my cats’ litter box easy…
Some time ago, one of my friend had a Black Lab that ate my shit!! We were camping, and I thought I’d buried it deep enough. I guess not…
Sounds like a raccoon foot.
My childhood pet dog was good about not eating or licking too many strange or gross things, but once she ate one of my wooden dominoes that I forgotten to put up. She later puked it up and was licking at the pile afterward.
She used to also catch chickens and rabbits, but once she drug home a large segment of bones (including a ball in socket joint)and skinless flesh that I can only guess was a leg or shoulder segment from a dead cow. She chewed on the thing for days.
I realize this is normal for cats, and they do it to themselves regularly, but my girl kittie regularly gives her brother’s asshole a really good cleaning. And she seems to really enjoy it. Great - incest and a rim job, anyone?
While we were potty training our children we had a potty chair with a bucket that we would later dump into the toilet.
One day, after my son had finished having a bowel movement, the dog got into the bathroom before I did and saved me the trouble of having to dump the bucket.
Wow, I came in here with a little something about my puppy running around eating random guts that the crows drop out of the trees, and how the other day I caught him running around the yard with a wing in his mouth that was connected by, um, tendrils to a severed ass with legs sticking out of it, but I see there’s already way worse stuff in here than that.
JohnBckWLD, whenever I have to do that, I put the little guy out in the backyard. He does know when I let him back in that I’ve been up to something, though.