[Bill Bryson] Put down those whitefish or we might just shoot across your bow! [/BB]
If only they had listened. We warned them not to build their country on top of that old Indian burial ground.
And we would have gotten away with it, if it weren’t for you meddling kids!
With a 50% chance of pestilence and ash coming out of the Northeast at twelve miles per hour.
Iceland is in the Northwest of England, but the ash cloud is reported to turn around the east of Scotland and go over England from the Northeast.
No, trout is the traditional fish used for slapping or hand to hand combat. I believe one pelts an enemy with cod, they’re more of a distance weapon.
A flanking maneuver!! Sneaky bastards, those Vikings.
And just because it was a Cod War, it didn’t mean you couldn’t use a pike for close quarters battle.
I love the almost apologetic second statement.
I think he meant Iceland the frozen food chainstore. He’s probably been caught shoplifting there several times.
Yes. The key to victory is having the bigger fish.
Obviously an anagram for We Woosh Druids
Does anybody think poor sods! “Bankers screw them and let them burn now the tectonic plates burn them as well”
If you don@t give us our money back its locusts next
then frogs
then ???
This was exactly the laugh I needed today. Well done, you two.
Reports that three “little people” were seen wrestling over a piece of jewelry near a volcanic vent shortly before the eruption are, as yet, unconfirmed.
My preciousssss…
Not only did we have a long and cold winter to freeze the balls off, now they say that the volcano is going to make for a cold and rotten summer as well. And perhaps for years to come. We’ve been working on this global warming plan for decades and then they have to go and spoil it all. The volcano also gave my daughter asthma.
You think she’s got it bad now; just wait till the volcano wants it back.
You know, perhaps we should try something different. I propose a regular schedule of sacrifices to the volcano gods. Vacuous celebreties would be best, since even if it didn’t do any good it would at least cheer everyone up a bit!
Madonna’s ours now isn’t she? Might be a bit grissly but the red hot magma should soften her up for the Icelandic Pele.
Katie Price, aka Jordan, aka Giant Titted Freak-Show Bint would also be an ideal choice. She could even make a reality program about it. ‘Katie Price Immolates’ or something.
We might not have enough of our own to satisfy the rapacous appetite of such a mighty power. Can we borrow Sarah Palin for a bit? (note: may not be returned in same condition). That should buy us some time.
Profit 
Nope, it’s the Middle English meaning of the word “cod”, from whence came “codpiece”. Oh yes.
Hey, guys ! Dick joke !