Guess the Novel By Its First Line: A Game

Self-explanatory, really. Feel free to add more as you make your guesses. (Short stories are fair game, too.)

  1. It was love at first sight.

  2. There were four of us–George, and William Samuel Harris, and myself, and Montmorency.

  3. It seems increasingly likely that I really will undertake the expedition that has been preoccupying my imagination now for some days.

  4. The primroses were over.

  5. The snow in the mountain was melting and Bunny had been dead for several weeks before we came to understand the gravity of our situation.

  6. I write this sitting in the kitchen sink.

  7. Papa is in his easy chair, reading the Sunday sports page.

  8. As the Milvains sat down to breakfast the clock of Wattleborough parish church struck eight; it was two miles away, but the strokes were borne very distinctly on the west wind this autumn morning.

  9. She had known all along that she was a queen, and now the crown proved it.

  10. On page 22 of Liddell Hart’s The History of World War I, you will read that an attack against the Serbe-Montauban line by thirteen British divisions (supported by 1,400 artillery pieces), planned for the 24th of July, 1916, had to be postponed until the morning of the 29th.

  11. Clare: It’s hard being left behind.

  12. One thing was certain, that the white kitten had had nothing to do with it–it was the black kitten’s fault entirely.

  13. Castle, ever since he had joined the firm as a young recruit more than thirty years ago, had taken his lunch in a public house behind St. James’s street, not far from the office.

  14. My father had a face that could stop a clock.

  15. Bottom half of the seventh, Brock’s boy had made it through another inning unscratched, one! two! three!

  16. Tom glanced behind him and saw the man coming out of the Green Cage, heading his way.

  17. For a week Mr. R. Childan had been anxiously watching the mail.

  18. Once upon a time there was a little chimney-sweep, and his name was Tom.

  19. Please, God, let him telephone me now.

  20. Grant lay on his high white cot and stared at the ceiling.

Spoiler because many/most of my answers were with the help of google and while not prohibited, it would seem to violate the spirit of the game.

[spoiler]Catch 22

Three Men in a Boat.

The Remains of the Day.

Watership Down

Secret History

I Capture the Castle

The Brothers K

New Grub Street

The Silver Crown.

The Time Travellers Wife.

Through The looking glass.

The Human Factor

The Eyre Affair.

Feilder’s Choice

The Talented Mr. Ripley

The Man in the High Castle

The Water Babies

A Telephone Call

The Daughter of Time[/spoiler]

Through the Looking-Glass, and What Alice Found There


  1. There’s a guy like me in every state and federal prison in America, I guess – I’m the guy who can get it for you.
  1. I write this sitting in the kitchen sink.

I Capture the Castle, by Dodie Smith. Recommended by someone here on the dope. I liked it a lot and gave a copy to the kid next door for Christmas last year. She took it to her Grandmother’s and Grandma went right to her bookshelf and pulled out her copy. :cool:

Rita Hayworth and the Shawshank Redemption

It always bugged me a little that they shortened the title for the movie.

  1. I am seated in an office, surrounded by heads and bodies.

“Rita Hayworth and the Shawshank Redemption”

  1. They say when trouble comes close ranks, and so the white people did.

ETA: Enginerd beat me to it. So I guess my quote is #23

These next two are guesses, because it’s been a long time since I’ve read them:

Three Men and a Boat, Jerome K. Jerome?

The Time Machine, H.G. Wells?

  1. While the present century was in its teens, and on one sun-shiny morning in June, there drove up to the great iron gate of Miss Pinkerton’s academy for young ladies, on Chiswick Mall, a large family coach, with two fat horses in blazing harness, driven by a fat coachman in a three-cornered hat and wig, at the rate of four miles an hour.

  2. You will rejoice to hear that no disaster has accompanied the commencement of an enterprise which you have regarded with such evil forebodings.

  3. The two men appeared out of nowhere, a few yards apart in the narrow, moonlit lane.

  4. My father had a face that could stop a clock.

1 – Catch-22 by Joseph Heller

5 – The Secret History, by Donna Tartt

20 – The Daughter of Time, by Josephine Tey

And some new ones:

  1. Brother Francis Gerard of Utah might never have discovered the blessed documents, had it not been for the pilgrim with girded loins who appeared during that young novice’s Lenten fast in the desert.

  2. One may as well begin with Helen’s letters to her sister.

  3. I’ll make my report as if I told a story, for I was taught as a child on my homeworld that Truth is a matter of the imagination.

A Canticle for Leibowitz by…erm…I do not know.

And I should know № 24 as well, but can’t seem to locate the title in my brain…

  1. Please God let him telephone me now…

Isn’t this a short story? By Dorothy Parker? Is there a novel that starts like this too?

  1. Wide Sargasso Sea

“In five years, the penis will be obsolete,” said the salesman.

Nobody guessed these last time we did this, so I’ll post 'em again.

“A sum of money is a leading character in this tale about people, just as a sum of honey might properly be a leading character in a tale about bees.”

“It had all been arranged by telegram; Jeremy Pordage was to look out for a coloured chauffeur in a grey uniform with a carnation in the button-hole; and the coloured chauffeur was to look out for a middle-aged Englishman carrying the Poetical Works of Wordsworth.”

Kazuo Ishiguro - The Remains of the Day

  1. “So they killed our Ferdinand!”

24 is Howard’s End…I almost used that one earlier.

  1. One may as well begin with Jerome’s emails to his father.

  2. It was a nice day.

  3. Friday, in the evening, the landlady shouted up the stairs: "Oh God, oh Jesus, Oh Sacred Heart.

Steel Beach by John Varley, if I’m not mistaken.

On Beauty by Zadie Smith. Wonderful book.

sinjin:

To say nothing of the dog. Correct!

Hilarity:

Nope, you’re right! One of two short stories in my original list of twenty, I believe.

Fretful Porpentine:

Is this Hyperion by Dan Simmons?

Here are the unanswered ones from the OP (except by askeptic, which doesn’t count):

  1. The primroses were over.

  2. Papa is in his easy chair, reading the Sunday sports page.

  3. As the Milvains sat down to breakfast the clock of Wattleborough parish church struck eight; it was two miles away, but the strokes were borne very distinctly on the west wind this autumn morning.

  4. She had known all along that she was a queen, and now the crown proved it.

  5. On page 22 of Liddell Hart’s The History of World War I, you will read that an attack against the Serbe-Montauban line by thirteen British divisions (supported by 1,400 artillery pieces), planned for the 24th of July, 1916, had to be postponed until the morning of the 29th.

  6. Clare: It’s hard being left behind.

  7. Castle, ever since he had joined the firm as a young recruit more than thirty years ago, had taken his lunch in a public house behind St. James’s street, not far from the office.

  8. My father had a face that could stop a clock. (Kythereia might know this one!)

  9. Bottom half of the seventh, Brock’s boy had made it through another inning unscratched, one! two! three!

  10. Tom glanced behind him and saw the man coming out of the Green Cage, heading his way.

  11. For a week Mr. R. Childan had been anxiously watching the mail.

  12. Once upon a time there was a little chimney-sweep, and his name was Tom.

And from later posts:

  1. I am seated in an office, surrounded by heads and bodies.

22.1 While the present century was in its teens, and on one sun-shiny morning in June, there drove up to the great iron gate of Miss Pinkerton’s academy for young ladies, on Chiswick Mall, a large family coach, with two fat horses in blazing harness, driven by a fat coachman in a three-cornered hat and wig, at the rate of four miles an hour.

22.2 You will rejoice to hear that no disaster has accompanied the commencement of an enterprise which you have regarded with such evil forebodings.

22.3 The two men appeared out of nowhere, a few yards apart in the narrow, moonlit lane.

  1. I’ll make my report as if I told a story, for I was taught as a child on my homeworld that Truth is a matter of the imagination.

25.1 A sum of money is a leading character in this tale about people, just as a sum of honey might properly be a leading character in a tale about bees."

25.2 It had all been arranged by telegram; Jeremy Pordage was to look out for a coloured chauffeur in a grey uniform with a carnation in the button-hole; and the coloured chauffeur was to look out for a middle-aged Englishman carrying the Poetical Works of Wordsworth.

25.3 So they killed our Ferdinand!

  1. It was a nice day.

  2. Friday, in the evening, the landlady shouted up the stairs: “Oh God, oh Jesus, Oh Sacred Heart.”