I love her ever so much and she’s the best thing in my life and she’s so nice and warm and soft and fuzzy and I’m crazy about her!
The sky is blue and I’M IN A RELATIONSHIP!
Her name is schnoogie-bear! I love her so much! But I won’t tell you her name! And I’m ever so happy and did I mention that I’M IN A RELATIONSHIP!
Schnoogie-bear, I love you! You’re the best thing in my life and I’m never going to miss an opportunity to tell you so!
I agree that the Red Sox had a weak season and I love schnoogie-bear!
Actually, you’ll find that linguists often use a technique to pinpoint geographic centers of dialects that uses concentric circles to show relative prominance within a dialect as well as where they intersect with other dialectical features. An example of this is where the non-rhotic dialect characterized in Boston-area speech which is wear my truest love schnoogie-bear lives and oh I love her to bitty bitty bits hits the nasalized “a” sound which my schnoogie-bear does not have so much.
We get it.
[sub]I’m schnoogie-bear’s little hibernation[/sub]
I’m uncertain of my role as audience. Do I smile benignly and move on or am I supposed to beg brokenly until you tell me who your inamorata is? Should somebody ask every single time you insert a reference to your secret love or should we ration ourselves?
I got it! You are talking about that bundle of love and TMI Hardygrrl! THANK YOU! Yes! I get it! I see the light! She IS in a relationship and does insist on telling it **ALL [b/] the time! OK , now who needs me to explain this more? Hardygrrl, we’re all thrilled you have Stinky Paws and can’t tell us who he is but let’s face it… BORING!
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