Guest MMP: I got a rock

Express delivery and food franchising is what google ads say right now.

Did that make sense? I’ve got insomnia again, and my brain isn’t functioning. Also, I haven’t had tea yet. It’s steeping right now. I don’t make sense before tea.

No doughnuts (note poper Canadian spelling) have yet arrived. I’m hoping today before work, but after I do laundry.

Bumba, I haven’t received your email. It’s still lissar (bunch of confusing stuff to keep me from getting spammed) at gmail. Could you try again? And maybe I’ll try, too, and we’ll connect somewhere.

I hate circus peanuts, which I guess leaves more for you. (You can, however, throw some meatloaf out into the bushes.)

I almost wish that I could see the google ads, but I can’t, due to them being blocked.

Now one of the ads is for parcel shipping, and another is for Dunkin Donuts.

They’re on to us. :: raises eyebrow ::

What if I told you Circus Peanuts are my secret meatloaf ingredient?

HAHA you are right - www.drugpreventionresources.com is the Google Ad right now. :smiley:

Thanks for the kind words Bookkeeper and MagicEyes - now i feel all warm and smushy inside.

I have had my work PC rebuilt twice in the last week for reasons unknown (ok the second time it was a virus but we don’t know how it got in) and this has severely impaired my surfin abilities. I feel like y’all know more than me now. But at least i know that bear is really donkey which counts for a lot.

Ima go to the cinema tonight with Fellahbilongzelie and he doesn’t know it yet but we are going to see a chick flick. I’ll break the news gently when we get there :wink:

Stay off drugs dopers! :smiley:

I’m just noticing this Google Ad thing adjusts to the topic, and here’s what I have to say about it:

Penis
Enlargement
On-Line Dating
Cialis
Viagra
Medicine
Penis
Erection
Hot Babes
XXX
Lengthen and Strengthen
Amazing Orgasms
Penis

Penis Ensues!

Circus Peanuts are the BESTEST stupid snack food in the world.

Whatever you do, don’t throw vibrating pig into a search engine.
(Actually, I don’t know what will happen. I just wanted to type vibrating pig twice in one post to skew the ad machine. I’ve got a lot to do at work, but I’m in a curiously unproductive mood, so I am keeping busy with stupid internet pranks.)

WHen I first signed up for g-mail and started noticing the changing ads, that’s exactly what I did.

And all my ads at the moment seem to be inspired by the *Anachis’ new cooktop. Although I am hoping that penis will ensue.

But the same could be said for every day, really. :slight_smile:

The ads wrecked my coding. I certainly didn’t screw it up on my own. And it only happens when I get cocky and don’t preview.

I’m still getting parcel shipping and doughnuts. :rolleyes:

Puggy, how about an update on Mr. Anachi?

I thought you said you weren’t getting any.

A girl can dream …

The target is five bull’s eyes on one sheet.

Circus peanuts are just plain nasssty.

I got shipping and donuts as well…

Nothing really to say other then there is this mysterious bug going around that is making everyone puke at work and I am feeling crappy :frowning:

oh and I met my first FBI agent today…

QUOTE=ems]I got shipping and donuts as well…

Nothing really to say other then there is this mysterious bug going around that is making everyone puke at work and I am feeling crappy :frowning:

oh and I met my first FBI agent today…
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So, what’d ya do? :smiley:

Shirley Ujest circus peanuts ain’t all that bad. If nuttin’ else, buy a bag on sale and use 'em for target practice. I bet they’d fly into a gajillion pieces!

i have stoves and donuts - i wander why all the shipping ads disappeared when we started mentioning penises (penii? I can’t remember what Unca Cecil had to say on the subject).

He is doing okay, thanks for asking. I’m thinking it was the low potassium that gave him the shakes last week. I bought a big bunch of nanners and tole him he better eat a few. Made him eat some fresh spinach last nite, too. All the numbers from the stress test came back fine.

And Mrs. bob? How’s she doing?

Ya know, having had that vile satanic brew known as Dunkin’ Donuts coffee, I cannot imagine why I’d want to see a site that actually sells it. :dubious:

I just ate some Circus Peanuts. Pretty soon, I’ll need to poop or throw up real bad. I’ll let y’all know how that comes out. :smiley:

I didn’t do nuttin! :stuck_out_tongue: There is a story but I am to pukey to type it all so here is a summary: Russian fugitive enters US under the same name as an ex-employee, last record of this name was here so I had to ID (or not) the fugitive

FBI agent wasn’t quite what I was expecting either…