We need all the new blood we can get - all types - for regular transfusions of new ideas and perspectives. Get on board and tell your friends. There’s something for everyone here, and - who knows? - you might be able to learn somebody something.
I’m conflicted. I got nuthin’ to offer except a weird combination of knowledge encompassing computers, video games, and horses.
Oh, and I make a mean chili…and brew beer. Mmm…beer.
General Questions, Cafe Society and Mindless Pointless Stuff seem like your natural habitats. Get on down!
Join ussssssss! We like horse chili while we are playing our video games. Or something.
but…but…I’m just a meek armchair musicologist, expert net surfer, geeetar playin’, meat-eatin’, beer-drinkin’, jeopardy-playin trivia buff, who sometimes gets irked by gammatical errors (though I know I make them, too). Urrrgghhhhh, I hate when people use a superfluous possessive apostrophy!!! (ie: thread’s, message’s…it happens more that you’d think.) And I hate when people misspell the word ‘definitely’. A lot of people seem to think there’s an ‘a’ in there. Just a quick rant about the way my brain works. I’d probably be better suited hanging out in the BBQ Pit!
…and yes, I will join…just as soon as I can figure out how to do it with my dead credit card…
Yay! :d
Damn it! 
is what I was going for. I hope you don’t get irked by people like me who correct themselves two seconds later.
Gee, all I have to offer is vaguely sarcastic comments which only I find amusing.
That and bizarre alliterative posts designed solely for the purpose of making my girlfriend laugh.
Surely the SDMB isn’t lacking in sarcasm…?
The Official-Looking Text Box says I have until November 17… you’re trying to cheat me out of my free days, aren’t you!? :eek:
Professor Folk, those apostrophes infuriate me, too! You are not alone!
You got me. They pay me on a daily commission basis.
I can’t invite my friends to join… because then I couldn’t come on here to gripe about annoying things they do!
i don’t have a credit card…or pay pal… 
::cries himself to sleep::
E-mail silenus (as Kythereia did) or EddyTeddyFreddy (as I did) and explain your situation. Both (as well as other Dopers) will make arrangements to sign you up by proxy if you send the fee to them by snail mail.