Gun Grabbers

My name is not Sammy Hall.

And this, too, fails to address any actual argument.

As a general proposition, when someone’s response to a logical argument is invective, the reader is entitled to conclude the invective is intended to distract from the complete inability to counter those logical arguments.

I can’t speak for the sheep, but I think they underestimate those of us who are armed and ready to defend ourselves from enemies both foreign and domestic. I am not talking about the U.S. armed forces oath.

Most of the powdered wig wannabees know that there is a “red line” that isn’t a bluff. It’s one the people will no doubt react to. Don’t confuse it with the Golfer in chief’s red line.

When and under what circumstances have you defended yourself from a foreign enemy? I’m dying to to know.

Oh, hang on, maybe I misunderstood. You’re saying you’re going to start killing people if you think they are taking away your guns? Right, got it.

Do you think all political decisions reflect the most logical or well-supported positions?

If so, take your finger out of your nose. You’re digging too hard and it’s interfering with your frontal lobe function.

You asked a question and then answered for me. Nice.

Anyways. I live in a border state. It’s safe to say there are several foreign enemies here. Some of them have been armed by our government. Pretty cool, huh?

The dangerous ones you need to worry about were armed by Americans buying guns at gun shops, gun shows and internet hookups along the border and selling them on to gun runners. That’s what lax gun laws do.

God I admire you. You stand on a wall. Doughy, paunchy, out of breath from carrying the ladder and climbing up it, but you stand there nonetheless.

You say “No black man is going to hurt me tonight.”.

Silver wings upon their chest…

Can you produce that quote of mine?

Sure, just wait right there and I’ll be back with it.

Go ahead and play with your gun while you wait. I mean, the one for fighting, not the one for fun.

You magnificent son of a bitch.

People are stupid.

Why is creationism being taught in some schools?

Why do some people think Obamacare will result in a worse health care system?

Why do some people support bombing Iraq when there were no WMDs and don’t support limited bombings in Syria for actually using WMDs?

The answer to all of these questions is: People are stupid. Or, in some case, they are maliciously evil and hyperpartisan and don’t give a rat’s ass about others so long as things go their way

So you can’t produce the quote?

Because fear is stronger than reason.

It was a humorous parody of Demi Moore’s monolog from A Few Good Men, you stupid shit.

I’m mocking your rough customer act.

Fat, armed and stupid is no way to go through life. (That’s another humorous paraphrase of a famous quote, by the way.)

No, actually I asked a question, then realized after posting that you were apparently saying something more interesting than some vague claim to have been defending us against foreigners. I then edited the post to add my interpretation of what you were saying, in an effort to determine whether I understood your remarks correctly.

So, do you categorically deny that you were talking about killing people who you deem to be trying to take away your guns?

So, the question stands: what have you been doing, on a personal level, to defend the border? You know, since you brought it up in the first place.

Hey, we don’t want him either!

I have been voting in a manner that I feel will protect my border. In addition to that, I am armed and ready to defend myself if my government will not.

Pretty simple stuff.

Thanks for letting me know that was funny.

OK, so you’re going to dodge the questions, then. That’s fine, I understand why you might want to back off your earlier statements a bit.

No, he answered it - by acknowledging that all he’s been doing is massaging his laptop and fantasizing about manhood.

Lemme help you out. Maybe you missed my answer before saying that I refused to answer…
You asked…

I answered…

Then you said…

This is fun.