(A), then © then maybe (F). Specifically:
First (A) - Although I would give up my guns quite peacefully, I would videotape it when the goons came to take them. I would say out loud on the tape what exactly they took. (“One Kimber Gold Match, stainless finish, chambered for .45 ACP, serial number blahblah. One CZ-75 chambered for 9mm Parabellum, blue finish, serial number blahblah”, etc.) And make them acknowledge that this was in fact what they took. (This is so they can’t claim “We never confiscated those.” later.) I would also keep a written list of what they took, along with fair market prices at the time they were confiscated, so even if they don’t give them back, they will have to compensate me fairly.
Good guns are not cheap. My Kimber is an $1100 gun. It’s a very accurate and well-made target pistol, capable of some truly amazing groupings, and all that precision and good manufacturing quality costs. Really, this is not so much about gun rights as property rights. I’d feel the same way if the Feds suddenly decided they were coming and taking away my computer or my car. No the fuck you’re not, that’s MY stuff, I bought it with my hard-earned money, and you have no right to take it away just because you feel like it! And if you are going to take it away from me against my will in a legally very shaky fashion, then I’m going to be damn sure I record exactly what you did. And if you won’t return my stuff after the courts slap you down, then you owe me its value in money so I can buy a replacement.
The reason I wouldn’t hide/bury/attempt to conceal my guns is twofold. First of all, with the Brady background checks, almost all gun purchases are essentially being recorded. The rules, at least here in Colorado, are such that a background check must be done, and may only be done, when an actual purchase is being made. Part of the data for this background check is the serial number of the gun that is being sold. So they know your name and the serial number of your gun, and contrary to a congressional order, they (being the FBI) are keeping records around even after the checks clear. (They deny this of course. They’re calling them “backups of the databases.” Nevermind that a backup of that database more than two weeks old is totally useless.) So the Feds know for certain that I have guns. And I suspect that my “well, uh, they got stolen!” excuse wouldn’t fly. I imagine I’d end up in the slammer, even if I’d buried them completely untraceably.
The other thing is that not being able to use something is more or less de facto not being allowed to have it. If I can’t go target shooting, why do I even have guns? They’re not magical talismans. They’re only useful if I can use them. And if the cops are sending people to jail for 30 years for so much as mere posession, I’m sure not going to risk shooting one. The noise of one shot alone will bring a hundred cops. Hell, I can’t even use them docoratively (what a total waste of a good gun!) to hang on my wall or something. Under a total ban, there would be no point for me personally to own a gun. I’m not a criminal who’s willing to risk breaking the law, I’m not a bodyguard who absolutely needs a gun for my day to day business, etc. So I’d rather let the government confiscate them so I have material to use against them in court. Which brings us to…
After the confiscation, it’s time for © - taking this to the Supreme Court. I would join a class-action lawsuit against the government where peaceful gun owners pooled their money and paid the best lawyers in the country to take the case all the way to the Supreme Court and get a verdict, once and for all, about whether the individual has the right to bear arms or not.
That would take several years, of course. I’d use that time to save up a bunch of money, because if the decision came back that there was no individual right to own guns, and the government can regulate whomever and whatever they want on no more than their aribtrary whim, then it would be time for (F) - find a new country.
-Ben