Oh, dear. I must be even more druhicnk than I thought! I know I only sent it once. Didn’t hic I?hic Wow! Cool stuff, this whashacalit? whiskey?
Life is teaching you some painful lessons. But it is from adversity that strength is born. You may have lost the inning, but I know you’ll win the game.
If you think I am gonna read 22 pages of mundane pointless stuff you must share you are out of your mind!!!
But I thought I would help bring this to one more post…
Anyone care for a beer? (Got Molson!)
(I won’t read anything after this but want to promote large threads that have no meaning…)
Did I post here before? I though I did, but then again I may have cancelled it out…
Damn that Taco Bell from last night is still making my living room smell like a pig’s camped out in here!
Hey all!! What the hell is that funky smell??
Well, whatever it is does it want some pizza? I brought lots. Oh and I’ve got a case of moonshine…you can’t go to the moon without moonshine.
I almost didn’t find you…after the time warp or whatever it was…
WHAT??! there’s an empty bottle? ::hick:: I dunno where it went…I feel a little fuzzy and warm all over…you guys look a little fuzzy all over…
Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
Molson? Bless you, techchick, I just gave my last Corona to Falcon. Thank you very kindly! Welcome aboard our rather ripe spacecraft.
Molson? Bless you, techchick - I just gave my last Corona to Falcon. Thank you very kindly, and welcome aboard our rather ripe spacecraft!
Purplebear, we’ve got al the liquor in the world… and some from out of it.
Try a Pan Galactic Gargleblaster… It’s like having your head smashed in by a slice of lemon wrapped around a gold brick.
(And, dear hearts, if it looks like your post isn’t going through, it is, it’s just the length of the thread taking a long time to upload your post. Do repost it, it’ll only make multiples)
Anybody wana churn up a short summary for ultress and other newcomers?
'Twis brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gymble in the wabe.
Mimsy were the borogroves,
And the momeraths outgrabe.
Purplebear, we’ve got al the liquor in the world… and some from out of it.
Try a Pan Galactic Gargleblaster… It’s like having your head smashed in by a slice of lemon wrapped around a gold brick.
(And, dear hearts, if it looks like your post isn’t going through, it is, it’s just the length of the thread taking a long time to upload your post. Do repost it, it’ll only make multiples)
Anybody wana churn up a short summary for ultress and other newcomers?
Purplebear, we’ve got al the liquor in the world… and some from out of it.
Try a Pan Galactic Gargleblaster… It’s like having your head smashed in by a slice of lemon wrapped around a gold brick.
(And, dear hearts, if it looks like your post isn’t going through, it is, it’s just the length of the thread taking a long time to upload your post. Do repost it, it’ll only make multiples)
Anybody wana churn up a short summary for ultress and other newcomers?
Okay, now ya went and did it. Ya messed with the time/space contiumn and lookit: the SDMB got hacked, C&W is back there snorting coke with a scaly/charred/furry thing, double and triple posts abound and we’re almost out of tequila!
Sheesh, we’re on a godamned mission here and nobody is taking things seriously. Here we’ve been beaming video down of drunken, naked, oily, weightless perversion and nobody gives a whoop in zero-G about suitable tunes, tag lines or the fact that we’re running perilously low on booze and junk food.
::bitter grumbling::
Here we hijacked Melin’s moose schlong and nobody’s even done a suitable sound byte. “That’s one humongous organ we’re plantin’ and mankind is envious, you planet-bound wannabes”. “If you ain’t done it floatin’, your rock hasn’t rolled.” “In space, no one can hear shattering screams of cheap thrills.” “Doper space flight: we put the Tang in the Poon”.
Bet no one’s even done a decent report on weightless group showers, Wesson parties or the conversion of jerky-tequila-and bean diet to usable space fuel.
Veb
All right! They’re all done!
::looks with pride at the finished masterpieces. They’re the Winnebagos of the sky! Just look at them! The only reason you would drive is if you wanted to! You could park it by a porn store and LIVE in it!!::
All right, who wants to drive these puppies up to the US ship you guys ‘appropriated’? We’d better get 'em off the ground quick before the authorities come around asking about my aquisitions (I had to, erm, BLATANTLY STEAL, everything for the ships).
I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.
All right! They’re all done!
::looks with pride at the finished masterpieces. They’re the Winnebagos of the sky! Just look at them! The only reason you would drive is if you wanted to! You could park it by a porn store and LIVE in it!!::
All right, who wants to drive these puppies up to the US ship you guys ‘appropriated’? We’d better get 'em off the ground quick before the authorities come around asking about my aquisitions (I had to, erm, BLATANTLY STEAL, everything for the ships).
I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.
Sweet merciful crap! I double posted! God damn this thread!
::gets insensibly drunk in his lime green winebago of the sky::
I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.
(Sensing a narrative lull, reaches into his omnipresent black bag of cheap literary devices . . . let’s see now . . . ‘Levels of Reality’? . . . Nah, already done that one . . . ‘Universal Contiguity’? . . . Nope, too poetic . . . Ah! Here we go . . . ‘Gratuitous Sci-fi Tricks’ . . . Just what the Doctor ordered . . . )
Did anybody order anything, like from a catalog or somethin’? The cargo bay back here is all the sudden got all these odd metal spheres with these little spikey things protrudin’ from ‘em popping up all over the place, along with all kinds of cute little hamster lookin’ things what the damnable stoned alien aardvark insists on eatin’. It’s just feckin’ disgusting to watch.
And whoa there VB! Is it just this dope, or are ye growing a few extra appendages there?
God’s knees, this being spaced out is even better than Leary said it would be . . . toss me another one of them bottles there and a pipe wrench or somethin’ . . . I’m gonna go fix one of them spheres a good rap upside its nodules . . . show the damnable little ‘My Favorite Martian’ bastards who’s in charge around here . . .
Dr. Watson
"Uttering wordless exclamations of unnamable ecstasy . . . "
hic Cool, man. Looks like I found a great place to hang out. Wow, no wonder everything looks so strange out this window. hic And, say, did I hear something about orgies and shhtufff??? Where? hicDo they need any help with whatever??? What’s that big green thing of to the side there? 'Sthat a car or something? A winnagbabgoooo… whatever that thing is.
Life is teaching you some painful lessons. But it is from adversity that strength is born. You may have lost the inning, but I know you’ll win the game.
Uhh, Crick, do be careful about whacking pointy things on spheres; It’ll probably either hatch or go ‘BANG!’, and I don’t know which would be worse…
Those aren’t extra appendages, it’s Ultress!
Ummmm…Purplebear, do you mean to say that these are *those/i jeans and that halter top? Hmmmmmm… 
VB
Changing my Sigline again 'cause Vebs’tummy is all better now!
Hmpf! First you say in one thread you had fantasies about me, then you leave! I was off getting Spiffled this weekend, thank you. Brought back some more beer too…but see if I let YOU have any! 
wanders off looking for Melin…I still haven’t gotten that bottle of scotch back.
Hmpf! First you say in one thread you had fantasies about me, then you leave! I was off getting Spiffled this weekend, thank you. Brought back some more beer too…but see if I let YOU have any!
wanders off looking for Melin…I still haven’t gotten that bottle of scotch back.
Heading to the nearest shopping club, I plan on getting an industrial size can of peanuts, enough frozen burritos to feed 50 and a 6 pack of air freshener, any thing else I need to get while I am there?
Heading to the nearest shopping club, I plan on getting an industrial size can of peanuts, enough frozen burritos to feed 50 and a 6 pack of air freshener, any thing else I need to get while I am there?
Hey, wow! Thanks a lot for that Pan Galactic gargleblaster, Yue. It’s going down sooooo smooth… HELLO!
And, Veb, dear, what was that about drunken, naked, oily weightless perversion? Where? Lead me to it. Oh, say, I think there are several in here that could use a shower or two, so I vote for the weightless group shower!!! I’ll even join in, who needs their back scrubbed???
ANd VB, dearest, yes, thosewink jeans and halter top!! Yep, yep, yep!! The very ones! Glad you remembered! They are kinda falling apart now though, you think?
Oops! Anyone got a safety pin? I need my hand to hold my drink or whatever. Quick, before those stupid hiccuhicps come back! Darn it, too late!
Life is teaching you some painful lessons. But it is from adversity that strength is born. You may have lost the inning, but I know you’ll win the game.