Guys for whom I'd like to be 20 years younger

Any of you older doper ladies feel this way about any young actors or musicians?

Elijiah Wood: Now, here’s a child star who has grown up into a major looker. I’m looking forward to seeing him as Frodo in Lord of the Rings. Hubba-hubba.

Jamie Oliver: He’s the “Naked Chef” of FoodTV fame. He’s just so appealingly rumpled, and besides, he can cook up a storm.

Well, not exactly old, just older than all them college babies. Yeah, I’ll take off 5 years (just to be younger than these two guys):

Oded Fehr

Rufus Sewell

And I’d even throw in a supporting role for John Stamos. He used to be so pretty on Full House, but he’s grown up enough now to lose all that pretty boy stuff, and he’s looking good now.

Today is October 25, 2001. In four years, five months, and sixteen days, Haley Joel Osment will be 18.

(I will be 36. Ha! Twice his age!)

Why have none of you mentioned me in your list of names?

I can’t understand it.