I’d recomment a change of this doll’s name to Mackayla. My Michaela is an honors student. 
Jenn O’Cyde: the Holocaust Honey! choose your own number to have “tattooed” on her arm! Comes with vial of live lice (including feeding instructions: you and Jenn can itch together!). Sold separately: latrine full of human feces for Jenn to hide in when the Gestapo goes door to door.
A homeless doll? How can dolls be homeless? I’m not getting this.
Hey you commies, this is American Girls, so quit with yer inapporpriate foreign dolls that hate America. Maybe, y’all should purchase Patty Patriot doll, who loves America and wants to see Obama’s real birth certificate.
“Let’s stick to original Monopoly. The game’s crazy enough as it is. How can an iron be a landlord?”
–Marge Simpson
This makes my head explode a little.
Pat, the intersexed lesbian doll! Sold separately: baseball bats, tire irons, and Steve, Josh, Andy, Rick, and Josph, the football team player dolls who can use the other accessories to beat her to death after they gang-rape her “to fix her.”
Which, interestingly enough, lists his birthplace as Babyland General Hospital in Cleveland Georgia.
My niece owned Addy but she disappeared. We plastered fliers with her pictures saying “DISAPPEARED FROM THE ANDALUSIA FARM, REWARD IF FOUND!” but she was never turned in.
As for Gwen- I think outrage is an overstatement; it’s just an appreciation of irony.
That I can live with. Twenty dollars to style ANY doll’s hair is ridic, considering it’s only about eight dollars cheaper (minus the tip I pay at my salon) than I pay to get my own hair. Homeless or not, that’s insane.
Please don’t let this make “Gwen” a more popular name
Please don’t let this make “Gwen” a more popular name
Please don’t let this make “Gwen” a more popular name
Please don’t let this make “Gwen” a more popular name
Please don’t let this make “Gwen” a more popular name
I live in fear of hordes of Gwens…! It happened to my brother’s name, it could happen to mine too. :eek:
How about a Samantha Geimer doll?
“No, no. I don’t want to go in there. No, I don’t want to do this. No!”
“I just want to put this all behind me.”
“He did something really gross to me, but it was the media that ruined my life.”
“I don’t really have any hard feelings toward him, or any sympathy, either. He is a stranger to me.”
Amy Amy is from Long Island New York and is really interested in playing with your uncle Joey.
I’m dissappointed they haven’t come out with any accessories for Gwen yet. Like a rusty shopping cart, a cardboard box for sleeping, ragged & filthy winter coat, etc.
Ah, but they won’t style just any doll’s hair…it has to be an official American Girls doll. I think there’s a pit thread here where a mother took her daughter to a friend’s birthday party at one of these places, and the poor kid was the only one there whose doll wasn’t an American Girls doll…
Your brother’s name is Gwen?
I was going to suggest smack addicted American Girl, but Bert had the idea first.
Oh yeah. I think I remember that. It was…scary.
I suspect the odds of people naming their child after a homeless person are slim. I suspect the odds of somebody naming their child after a homeless non-person are slimmer still.
Any exposure to the name is dangerous!
It’s Justin, and that may seem really common now, but when we were kids it was very rare. Fifteen years later it was very bizarre to have every other toddler named Justin!