Pat - The post-op transvestite doll. Comes with 2 sets of clothes and detachable penis. Push a button and it grows a beard stubble
I want the Bubble Bath. It has fake plastic bubbles. Those things are cool.
It’s the next best thing to having an actual bath.
The Tina doll – pull her string and she’ll sing and run into her own fist!
The Annie Leibovitz doll – comes with a camera, three Manhattan houses and a country residence and $24 million in debt.
The Oprah doll – comes with . . . oh hell, it doesn’t matter, you couldn’t afford her anyway.
The Sarah doll – come with borrowed clothes. She does nothing, knows nothing – wait, this version could actually be president.
People who didn’t have a childhood, and are now celebrating it? People who just like dolls? I’m not sure I understand what’s wrong with that. Lots of adults collect kiddie stuff.
As for those of you who replied, what’s that word again for people that judge classes of people without ever having even met them?
Okay, you know what? That’s just not even funny. Do you have any idea painful this is to read?
…Because I wanted to make that joke! And I had one about how you can buy her thirty dollar Qualude, a removable ass virginity for eighty dollars, and the deluxe two hundred dollar jacuzzi.
THE INTERNET.
Pay attention.
This one has to be a typo. It was my understanding that all proceeds were to go to Big Pharma and the evil pro-vaccination lobby.
Joy, the Child Beauty Pageant Mom. Comes with child doll Kiera and makeup set! Outfits, hairstyles, fake nails, fake teeth, jewelry, spray-on tan and shoes sold separately. Joy’s head features a twist-off skull with nothing inside! Use it to store Kiera’s accessories! Press the button on Kiera’s back to hear one of two phrases:
“Mommy, I’m tired.”
“Mommy, I just want to go and play now.”
And the button on Joy’s back delivers two phrases as well!
“I can’t believe we didn’t win. You messed everything up for us again.”
“Oh honey, we won! Look at all the money for mommy - I mean, you. The money for you.”
Husband Steve sold separately. Features downcast head and outturned, empty pockets.
That sounds Vietnamese. Certainly not Thai. With all of the Thai women who have some derivation of “porn” in their names, I’d go with that: Supaporn, Pornthip, even just Porn by itself is common.
Surely for $95 you could buy an actual homeless person.
Not an American Girl branded one, though.
Branding is usually aftermarket anyway.
Well, the kit was intended for use on the escaped-slave doll, but nobody says you can’t mix and match.