Ok, fine…I give up. I confess. I shot Kennedy. Planned the whole thing out, traveled to Texas and hid along the route and shot him with my big brother’s BB gun. Sure, you say, a likely story…how would a six-year-old girl do that on her own? well, you’ll have to wait for those details in my tell-all, blockbuster book, coming out this fall from Phantom Press.
I am Lee Harvey Spartacus!
Doesn’t make any sense that the CIA or the Pentagon would have killed Kennedy. Kennedy was a Cold War Hawk - he loved spies and special ops. And he was escalating the war in Vietnam just like the military wanted.
No, whoever killed Kennedy had to be somebody who benefitted from his death. Somebody who Kennedy would serve better as a martyr than as a President. Somebody whose agenda had been closed out of the Kennedy White House and who’d be back in with the Johnson White House. Somebody who no one would suspect.
And that’s why Martin Luther King killed John F Kennedy.
OK, here’s the question I ask of everyone who believes in an assasination conspiracy.
It’s been 47 years since Kennedy was shot. In that 47 years, the following people and groups have been implicated as being behind the Kennedy assasination:
The right wing, specifically the CIA
The left wing, specifically Cuba or Castro sympathizers
Lyndon Johnson
Richard Nixon
The Mafia
There are some other suspects, but these five cover the majority of the theories.
You’ll note that some of these suspects are direct competitors of others. After 47 years of both legitimate researchers and dedicated crazies digging into the assasination, wouldn’t you expect there to be some evidence from somewhere that would begin to focus on one of the suspects and eliminate the others? I mean, it seems unlikely that the right wing would hire a left-winger like Oswald, but it seems equally unlikely that the Cubans would hire someone who could be traced back to them so easily, and yet be so unstable.
And if the Mafia had the goods on JFK, why wouldn’t they just blackmail him and shoot RFK, who was the real source of irritation? **Little Nemo’s **explanation makes a lot more sense than most of the theories out there.
You see where I’m going here? After all these years, with all sorts of people digging into more and more obscure files and less and less credible sources, there’s been no revelation that has been able to drive the search toward the true killer, and away from the red herrings.
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof. I’m still waiting.
And when Bobby found out, he hired James Earl Ray for payback.
This is news to me. I mean, I knew he killed Gandhi, but Kennedy too?