In #1 of two new threads today, I would like to write some haiku about Vince Carter and Carlos Delgado, my favourite athletes in the whole wide world.
Carlos Delgado
First baseman who whacks homers
You are my hero
Carlos, I see you
Crushing five hundred footers
It amazes me
Carlos, your bald head
To me is a thing of joy
Your biceps, beauty
Vince Carter is God
He must be, because he flies
Higher than angels
Dunk, dunk, three pointer
There’s nothing Vince cannot do
Except play hockey
Vince scores 43
It’s just another night of
Amazing Carter
Carter, Delgado
Both Godlike… hmm… you never
See them together