Haiku about ISO 9000

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I wrote a few sonnet about it too but I left them in the car. Today I observed on an ISO 9000 audit. It was hell. Here goes. (BTW, “ISO” should be pronounced “Ice-oh” or some of these don’t fit)
Documented lies
Audited for conformance
ISO 9000

I’m screaming inside
Nine hours of these damned checklists
I want to go home

Boring procedures
Who really cares, anyway?
Irrelevant crap

Zombies in white shirts
Shamble though “quality” stuff
God, just 10:30

2

“Quality management”
gobbledygook 'round the world.
Russia made the list.

3

Do what is written
then write down all that you do
then just ship the crap.

Our procedures say
how to make a life jacket
but could be concrete.