Haiku for you

As I eat chinese
In front of my computer
My work is not done

Chinese on the screen
Makes a really awful mess
Lick it off, with tongue :slight_smile:

With such wise advice,
Moment of contemplation.
And now it is done.

:wink:

As I eat Chinese
she squeels in complete delight.
My turn comes up next.

Oriental babe
she, kneeling between my feet
she lost a contact

Contact lost in rug
Search desperatly, can’t find
Wife walks in, Divorce