Heath, I went to Point Park. Now that’s something to be ashamed of.
Hail to Pitt, Hail to Pitt
Every loyal son
Hail to Pitt, Hail to Pitt
'Til the victory is won
The gold and blue shall wave forever
On high through fair and stormy weather
We’ll sing our praises far and wide
Until the end of time
Hip Hooray,
Hip Hooray for dear old U-N-I
We’ll give a grand old
ALLEGHENEE-GENACK-GENACK-GENACK
We’ll wave and cheer
For many a year
And sing our songs
Out loud and clear
For our university
PITT! PITT!
Every loyal son
PITT! PITT!
'Til the victory is won
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(Look, it’s the same lyrics over again, and it’s too early in the morning to type the rest, 'kay?)
I wuz there from '87 to ‘90, so the current truly sickening pizza place on Forbes (or anywhere else) is probably not the truly sickening pizza place of my youth. Astro Pizza. “Large pizza, two toppings, five bucks.” Yup, five bucks’ worth of indigestion on a lovely Wonder Bread crust. Oook.
AETBOND417 said:
The whole name is Nittany Lions. Usually, we just call 'em the Lions. This year, Nits is more appropriate.
Plavacek
That’s ok–we expect that of Pitt fans.
Heath. Take that back. I plan to have a perfectly good engineering career. I did come here for the academics, believe it or not.
And they let you rent the floppy shoes.
Well, don’t be ashamed because you can’t afford a clown car. There’s a government program to help you with that sort of thing. Keep the faith, bucko!
Jealousy will get you nowhere. Ask that other street-wack you sit next to all day long if he can manage to feed the pigeons today. Then go apply at the McDonalds down own Forbes Ave. It’s not unreachable, you just gotta believe!
Thank you. Thank you very much.
Now you have me craving a kolbassi and cheese with egg sandwich from Primanti’s. Only there ain’t no Primanti’s here in Texas. 
Well, Pitt Dope Fest is the last weekend in Feb. You could manage to show up and get a Primanti’s whatever you want…
THen there’s the North Park Lounge chain…for their lounge fries…with cheddar and mozarella and bacon…
http://www.pittsburghese.com/
Airyago, a cupple a phrases in Pixburg, dahn nair. (If you’ve ever heard Marn Cope talk, you know what I mean!)
Kennywood’s Open (hehehe…guess…)
Laid aht-a viewing at a funeral home
(NO ONE uses “to be” in Pixburg. You have to say, “The house needs painted”, instead of “The house needs to be painted.”)
Up air-up there
Dahntahn-downtown
Dem stillers-If you don’t know this one you’re an idiot…
an at (and that…Dem stillers on an at.)
Ahr-hour
Arn-iron, Arn City (every true pittsburgher knows what this is!)
Yinz-the Pittsburgh version of Y’all!
Crick-creek
Fahr-fire
flahr-flower
cahr-Coach Cowher
Gumband-rubber band
Hunky Hand Grenade-stuffed cabbage rolls, (or halupki, in my family-they’re disgusting!)
Iceball, or icyball-snow cone
Jaggers-thorns
jimmies-sprinkles
lickin’-spanking
maahtins-mountains
car-NEG-ie…everyone else says CARnegie.
Meer/Mirra-mirror
Old Frothingslosh-who knows THIS ONE?
orrnj-orange
pahr-power
Pigs in a blanket-see hunky handgrenades…everyone else thinks of hot dogs and cheese in bisquit dough-we think of stuffed cabbage rolls-yuck!
pop-soda
raht-route
worsh-wash
Yarmer Yarger-Jaromir Jagr
Da Point
Da Strip (Strip District)
Da Tubes (Libertyville Tunnels)
Eaten Park (Eat N’ Park-the BEST restaurant chain around!!)
Laytrobe (Latrobe, supposed to be La’Trobe, as it is french…)
Permanees (Primantis, all their sammishes have fries on em!)
sahside-south side
sliberty, easliberty-east liberty
I use yinz, thank you. It is the easiest way to translate second person plural verbs. Cogitatis -> yinz think.
Oh, and now you have me wanting some Smiley cookies.
Why doncha just go ahead and mention Bruster’s Ice Cream in Robinson so that my stomach will let out a hunger roar that people 5 cubicles over can hear?