Haitian politician "unintentionally" shoots journalist

Trump: I could shoot someone and not lose any supporters.

Duterte: I have killed people. Just kidding. But not really.

Jean Marie Ralph Féthière: Bang. Bang.


Think this guy will get away with it?

As long as he did not also shoot the deputy, he swears it was in self-defense, and that he did not know it was a capital offense.

Well, it’s not like anyone has an actual picture of the guy brandishing a handgun, while onlookers run away in fear!

<looks at article>

Never mind.