A friend of mine wants to go as Evel Knievel for Halloween.
The problem is is that he cannot find the costume (which is what he gets, IMHO, for waiting until 7 days before Halloween to make up his mind.
But the other problem is, how does one make muttonchop sideburns to complete the look?
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He could prabaly get some of the fuzzy, fur-like material from a local sewing store.
Cut out slices of an appropriately colored scrubby sponge.
Different idea, wrap him up like a mummy and wear a motorcycle helmet.
Tell him to just beat the shit out of some people and put them in the hospital.