Hallloween costume help

A friend of mine wants to go as Evel Knievel for Halloween.

The problem is is that he cannot find the costume (which is what he gets, IMHO, for waiting until 7 days before Halloween to make up his mind.

But the other problem is, how does one make muttonchop sideburns to complete the look?

He could prabaly get some of the fuzzy, fur-like material from a local sewing store.

Cut out slices of an appropriately colored scrubby sponge.

Different idea, wrap him up like a mummy and wear a motorcycle helmet.

Tell him to just beat the shit out of some people and put them in the hospital.