A gentleman makes a new pot of coffee.
A gentleman is the target of your male friends so you can know which classless twits to weed out.
A gentleman knows a Dozen ways to dispose of a cad in any given situation, but doesn’t because he’s a gentleman.
-A gentleman refrains from smacking a waitress on the hiney and instead gives a gentle pinch on the rear to show his approval of her shapeliness.
-A gentleman labels the cabinets in the kitchen, so the woman who spent the night will make his breakfast quietly, so as not to wake him too early.
-A gentleman never complains when she leaves the seat down.
-A gentleman removes his rings; and strikes women or children ONLY with an open palm.
-A gentleman reminds underlings AT LEAST ONCE that he is to be addressed as “Sir”.
Sean Connery likes this:
A gentleman always pays up, puts up, and shuts up.
This is for officers, but officers are gentlemen, right?
Never complain , never explain .
A gentleman can bring home the bacon and cook it up.
Let me trot out Sting:
“Takes more than combat gear to make a man
Takes more than a license for a gun
Confront your enemies, avoid them when you can
A gentleman will walk but never run”
Good advice for the gentle and - perhaps moreso - those not so gentle.
Some Professor Laytonisms:
“One must always put a lady’s needs first. that’s what a gentleman does.”
“A gentleman pays attention to his manners in every setting.”
“A gentleman leave no puzzle unsolved.”
“A gentleman helps others in distress.”
“A gentleman never takes off his hat.”
“A gentleman never forces a lady to say more than she wishes to.”
“A gentleman never pries into other people’s business.”
“A gentleman always stays strong.”
“A gentleman always has good penmanship.”
“A gentleman never makes a scene in public.”