“They’re PUMPKINHEADS! They’re all pumpkinheads /EVERYWHRE! And they want to turn ME into a pumpkinhead TOO!!”
Lumpy, calm down. Everything’s going to be fine. Try to breath slowly. OK, feeling better? Good.
Now, have you ever really considered the advantages of being a pumpkinhead?
yummmm, Lumpy’s head will be pie… yummmmmm
And the nice young men in the pretty white coats are coming to take you away…