cmyk, I vote this for sentence of the day.
[QUOTE=Enfant Terrible]
Mountain Dew is Similac compared to Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator !
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This is better than bacon salt.
I’m buying it.
ETA: doesn’t that guy sound like Strongbad from homestarrunner?
[QUOTE=cmyk]
Baja Blast is the best blue-green liquid you can pour into your body, and that includes Windex…
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Nyquil.
[QUOTE=elucidator]
Nyquil.
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At first I was going to agree with you here, but then I remembered what happened the last time I took Nyquil.
After tossing and turning with semi-nightmares for what seemed like 59 hours, I woke up in the middle of the night, paralyzed, not only with white hot fear, but in some sort of sleep paralysis. Then I heard the voice of God speak through my very soul. I can’t remember what He said – something like ‘you are the chosen one, blah blah blah’ – but it scared the ever living shit out of me. Finally, I got my hand moving, then my legs, then I burst free of my divine imprisonment to wake up and take a leak. Next time I’m just taking Sudafed Non-Drowsy.
[QUOTE=gazpacho]
cmyk, I vote this for sentence of the day.
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[QUOTE=cmyk]
At first I was going to agree with you here, but then I remembered what happened the last time I took Nyquil.
After tossing and turning with semi-nightmares for what seemed like 59 hours, I woke up in the middle of the night, paralyzed, not only with white hot fear, but in some sort of sleep paralysis. Then I heard the voice of God speak through my very soul. I can’t remember what He said – something like ‘you are the chosen one, blah blah blah’ – but it scared the ever living shit out of me. Finally, I got my hand moving, then my legs, then I burst free of my divine imprisonment to wake up and take a leak. Next time I’m just taking Sudafed Non-Drowsy.
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So…it worked.
[QUOTE=elucidator]
So…it worked.
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Huh… I guess it did.
I think the thing that tipped me off to its suckitude was the name “Game Fuel.” How can it not taste like bong water and pizza grease?
I’ll take the crab juice.
Not to hijack, but I can’t stomach any flavor of Mountain Dew. Most of my friends drink it like it’s liquid crack, but to me, it just tastes sour… like sour ass sweat, or something.
What’s so great about it?
Its like they suddenly said one day “Hey! To heck with selling alcohol, lets sell caffiene!”
[QUOTE=Enfant Terrible]
Mountain Dew is Similac compared to Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator !
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Bah, it doesn’t compare to the raw awesome that is Powerthirst!
[QUOTE=cmyk]
Baja Blast is the best blue-green liquid you can pour into your body, and that includes Windex.
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You’ve obviously never tried a Blue Curacao and Midori cocktail. First your lips go numb, then you lose contact with your bodily extremities, and finally you puke turquoise.
[QUOTE=Enfant Terrible]
Mountain Dew is Similac compared to Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator !
The fact that all the commentators want to buy it is left as an exercise to the viewer.
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It’s got electrolytes !!
[QUOTE=Scoundrel Swanswater]
It’s got electrolytes !!
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It’s what plants crave!
[QUOTE=enigm4tic]
This is better than bacon salt.
I’m buying it.
ETA: doesn’t that guy sound like Strongbad from homestarrunner?
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(looks around, to insure he’s in the Pit)
FUCK YOU! THERE IS NO FOOD BUT BACONSALT!
Fuck you in the neck!
SPLITTER!!
Mmmmm… baconsalt.