I have my sources and I happen to know that today is the birthday of our own Uncle Rue, Story Guy. Offer him a smooch or a manly thump on the back! Or a wedgie. Whatever…
Me first!
*SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH!
Hippy biffday Rue, birthday guy!
Muchas smoochaches and many happy returns.
'Puddin
Urm…I don’t think you want my kisses. I’m sick. So, here’s another present. reaching in Rue’s pants, searching for his underoos Hrm…looks like I can’t give you a wedgie…what else should I give you?
[sub]Oh, yeah, and Happy Birthday, Rue![/sub]
I was going to start this thread earlier, but it was just a hunch based on a hint Rue gave earlier. Glad to see FCM’s got better sources than I do.
Happy Birthday, Rue!
No kisses, just this lovely gift. Go ahead, open it!
‘Scuse me, pardon me, Special Friend[sup]tm[/sup] comin’ through…
::SSSSSSSMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH::
And a big kitty hug for luck.
Many happy returns of the day, Unca Rue. 
-BK
Many happy returns, RdD! May the coming year bring you good fortune.
Happy birthday, Rue!!
::MsRobyn goes into the kitchen and makes a special birthday cake for Rue::
Robin
Happy birthday to yooooooou,
You’re my favorite Ruuuuuuuuue!
Your posts make my Monday,
And you’re pretty cool, too!
Corr (please, give me a headstart before throwing vegetables at my singing)
Happy Happy Happy BDay Rue!!! And a big ol smoocheroooooooooooooo!!! OK Dopers…can we give him some Bday licks? 
[Marilyn Monroe style]
Happy Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Happy Birthday Deeeaaaarrrrr Ruuuuuuue!
Happy Happy Birthday to you!
[/Marilyn Monroe style]
[Wall E. Weasel’s]
You’re the birthday,
You’re the birthday,
You’re the birthday,
Boy or girl!
[/Wall E. Weasel’s]
Happy Birthday to one of my bestest board buds! Hah! Alliteration is fun!
Happy BirthDeDay.
Happy Birthday Rue!
Uh, you weren’t planning to throw a party, where you? Cause, you know, I’m still recovering from the last one!
Anyway, hope you have a great day, lots of goodies, and the biggest and best cake in town!
Happy birthday you silly man.
(clears throat)
The Birthday song in Mexico:
Estas son las mañanitas que cantaba el rey David
Hoy por ser día de tu santo te las cantamos aquí.
Despierta mi bien despierta
Mira que ya amaneció
Ya los pajaritos cantan
La luna ya se metió.
¡Qué linda está la mañana hoy que vengo a saludarte
Venimos todos con gusto y placer a felicitarte!
El día en que tú naciste, nacieron todas las flores
En la pila del bautizmo cantaron los ruiseñores.
Ya viene amaneciendo ya la luz que ya Dios dió.
Levantarse de la mañana, mira que ya amaneció.
De las estrellas del cielo tengo que bajarte dos,
Una para saludarte, otra para decirte adiós.
Volaron cuatro palomas por toditas las ciudades
hoy por ser día de tu santo te deseamos felicidades.
Con rácimos de flores hoy te vengo a saludar.
Y hoy por ser día de tu santo te venimos a cantar.
Happy Birfday to you!
Happy Birthday Rue DeDay.
I bought you a monkey!
Rose
Oh frabjous day! (Or DeDay, as the case may be–thanks, thinksnow.) Came to this thread kind of late, but hey, it’s the Sunday after Thanksgiving; I’ve been lying around mostly comatose all day. Anyhoo, hope it was happy. Or still is happy. Or something. Yeah. Well, you know what I mean.
[celestina walks up to Rue, pulls his head down so she can reach it, and plants a kiss in the middle of his forehead.]
Happy Be-lated Birthday, Rue. I hope you had a great day.
I’m not gonna kiss you Rue. I haven’t brushed my teeth yet, so you’re prolly happy about that. Sigge, Evil Dog From Hell (Without Teeth), would probably like to give you a birthday kiss, but he hasn’t brushed his teeth (the few he’s got) either. That’s not so strange, since he’s a dog and all…
Have a good one!
I missed this tread earlier, but I have a plan . . . .
I hope you had a great day and . . .
Happy Birthday for next year
[sub]right now I have evrthing covered I think[/sub]
And umm the cards in the mail, (Honesy ;))