According to some poll, I live smack dab in the middle of the happiest place in the US! 
Guess Where!
Disneyland?
It’s Nebraska :smack:
There’s a Disneyland in Nebraska?
Well, there are a whole bunch of rather stange and different characters here.
That’s interesting. Ask how many people who *don’t *live in Nebraska would be happy living there. I’m guessing you won’t find many.
Nebraska would not be my first choice. But then neither was Cincinnati, Ohio.
Soapland…?
Ah! But what’s the happiest place in Nebraska?
I’m guessing Halsey…
this was reported by Good Morning America a couple of days ago, they wouldn’t lie to us, would they?
Not since the last time.
Wasn’t mine either. It’s nice, though. Maybe not the happiest place in the country, but we do have flying pigs. And Graeter’s ice cream.
I have always liked living here…
How do you measure happiness, exactly?
My scientific formula would be to send teams of researchers to cities, have them poke passers-by in the arm repeatedly, and to record the number of pokes required until they tell you to knock it off. I’d venture happy cities would average around a 10.