[Runs around in a circle, tossing out gift certificates for shopping sprees, day-spa treatments, and lots and lots of chocolate…]
OH NO!! HERE COME THE PC POLICE!
“Ok, buddy, knock it off!”
But wha-? What’d I do, officer?
“You’re promoting female stereotypes! Indeed! What, you think all women like are shopping sprees? Or to be pampered for hours? Or to eat chocolate?”
Well, yeah! I do, kind of. Ok, so maybe there are a few black sheep who don’t –
“STOP! Another non-PCism. By ‘black sheep,’ you’re not being condescending to African Americans, are you?”
No!! No!! I just meant… Oh, poop. Ok, ok… I’ll stop.
“Say… if you’re not going hand out any more, do you think you could favor me with a smidgen of that yummy caramel?”
Why sure, ma’am, help yourself!
HAPPY MOMMY’S DAY!
Ok, so it’s not Mother’s Day YET, but I thought I’d get a jump on the weekend.
I’m going back home this weekend to celebrate with me dear ol’ Mom.
dantheman, How nice of you to remember all of us moms. I don’t like to shop or do the spa thing, but will accept your chocolate with thanks. Lord knows I’ve earned it.
Well, criminy. I’m glad someone visited this thread!
Take all the chocolate you want, Runadoc !
I don’t know what to get my mom! A guess a ‘sentimental’ gift such as a card will do…
Hug your mom!
This is an order…Scotti has spoken!
dwyr
May 11, 2001, 11:55pm
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I hug my Mom every time I see her.
And as I can’t think of anything else, I’m taking her out to dinner on Sunday. To the restaurant where my brother cooks. So two birds with one stone, so to speak.
Oh, thanks. I about had a heart attack, thinking that Mother’s Day was today and I’d gotten it wrong. Whew. Ok, carry on…
