To all the pitizens from me aha;
Happy Thanksgiving you asshole bastards.
And to all the non-US citizens;
Up yours and have a great week anyway!
And a happy Festivus to you.
Well, same to you, cocksucker!
And I hope you have a Merry Christmas too, you pathetic hump!
How far can you cram a turkey leg up YOUR ass, butt munch? 
fucking smilies
aha, you are not worthy to suck cock or pussy. And dopers, don’t waste your turkey legs by putting it up aha’s anus either; you may never get it back.
I take exception to the cocksucker part. The pathetic hump part? You may just be on to something there.
And why exactly would you want it back?
::flicks away sentimental tear::
Awwwwww, if that greeting doesn’t spread thanksgiving and goodwill among persons, what would?
I am sincerely thankful for so many things, not the least the cranky, perverse, bright Dopers I’ve met here.
But that doesn’t mean I can’t wish *aha charred, dry turkey (with the giblet sack baked inside), gloppy sweet potatoes and flat Champagne.
Just keeping the spirit of the OP,
Veb
Damn VEB that was masterful. But I know you are just kidding about the flat champange part cause that is just plain mean.
And here’s a hearty “UP YOUR’S” right back.
[sub]I don’t know about these Americans, they count slow (see election) and have Thanksgiving late…there must be some inbreeding going on… at least in Aha’s family…[/sub]
And may your obnoxious, alcoholic uncle be too drunk to show up.
Bah, go pluck a turkey!
[sub]NO! that’s not it![/sub]
<pause>
Go phuck a turkey!
[sub]THERE we go![/sub]
Happy Thanksgiving to you also, my best buddy. I hope after this thread that you live to see many more.
::flips aha the bird::
** Happy Thanksgiving Baby! **
for my friend ultress.
Go stuff a turkey.
Same to you, pigfucker:)
May there be special white sauce in your turkey, and may you enjoy it.
[homer] mmmm, white sauce [/homer]
Not knowing that I qualify as a pitizen, but wishing to contribute to this good thread, I wish you joy of whichever Twilight Zone/Three Stooges/Star Trek/MST3K marathon you choose to watch in the back bedroom away from all your relatives.
PS: MST3K for me.