Happy Valentine's Day from Valve


Could we have some alt text please?

  1. It’s a joke video about Valentines day at the Portal offices.

  2. Portal is available for pre-order now.

That’s it, I think.

I’ve been reading all the text bubbles in Dwight Schrute’s voice:

Fact: Women love diamonds for their wide range of industrial applications.

Uh, make that “Portal 2” is available for pre-order, by the way.


Kinda makes me wonder what Amazon has been doing with my Pre-order before today.


You really don’t want to know, but if you get curious I understand you can find video of it at some of the … less reputable … areas of the 'net.