The problem is, mankind keeps trying to stuff nature into neat little boxes and she keeps climbing back out and slopping over into the next box, or even further.
Hey! You, there, protist! I’m talkin’ about you!
Hard or Soft Shells are equally valid for Tacos, Fuck your "Only soft shells are Authentic" bullshit
There’s no such thing as a fish.
Those aren’t flies, they’re sky raisins.
Scientists will soon inform us that they’re just bloopy dinosaurs.
Oh, great, what are bananas then?
Ha! Nice to see a fellow fan.
I know a very nice fish.
They are simply a unit of measurement when judging radiation exposure.
“… and that’s how I ended up with the proportional strength and reflexes of a banana.”
The MCU surely has room for at least one more!
Well, I don’t think this counts -
But this may, even if not Marvel:
And I’m more worried what the dolphins are thanking us for if fish aren’t a thing…
That costume is fantastic, from the peel motif to the banana horns.
He should be wearing a bandana.
I think the best part is that the Wikipedia page starts with “Banana Man (disambiguation)”.
That’s fantastic.
I was hoping the horns would be the stem end of a banana, looking like giraffe ossicones.
That’s what KFC calls them here, too.
There’s a looser sense of “animal” which is closer to “Warm-blooded land creature” (sense 3.2 here) or even just “(non-human)mammal”.
It’s the sense we use when we distinguish between humans and animals, for example. In that colloquial taxonomy, insects are not animals.
“…but excellent taste in sleepwear!”
I’m just going to assume that crocodiles and manatees are both vegetables in that system 
They live in the water, They’re seafood.
That’s the logic of the Catholic church.